Jolene 🍯

do good & be bad | shop my store

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

ive been in survival mode for 98% of 25. please 26 be lit

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

how is that even possible #MyTwitterAnniversary

[emily june @emilyjune_]

When micro influencers DM my small business asking for free product? Um maybe buy it? ❤️

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

in case ur wondering how i’m doing i’m DMing a palm reader on instagram

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

happy bimonthly emo tweet sesh

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

i actually really fuck with me, i just feel like no one else does

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@AlyssaJo044 i contemplated adding that to the tweet

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

i own 13 pairs of boots

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@AlyssaJo044 you’ve spent your whole life manifesting this it’s literally gonna happen one day

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

it’s crazy to think 2 years ago i had basically no friends in my city and i hadn’t been able to make new friends since college and now local honey has brought me the best people in the entire world i could cry

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

my biggest takeaway from the Pamela Anderson doc is that she was the hottest woman in the world and she had a flat ass. 🤞🏼❤️

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

i’ll be chilling and then get actually depressed thinking about the fact that @sleeptightkait can’t work for me forever

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@amandakantorcik you have no idea how validating this is for me 😂

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

i am so proud of Local Honey. it’s literally my dream store with my dream merchandise inside. and then i go to work and it’s all bitchy old ladies who loudly exclaim that they wish they were 30 years younger and 30 pounds lighter GIVE ME A BREAK 😭😭😭

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@amandakantorcik omg i feel so much better knowing it’s not just me but like it’s the WORST RIGHT

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@mrsyoungnudy girl it was nonstop today i have had ENOUGH

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

you’re just not the demo babe! imagine if i walked into Talbots and said awww so cute if only i were 30 years older and a little fatter i would totally shop here! no i would simply stfu and see myself out!!!!

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

hazel inside might be the best @iamblackbear song of all time

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

@sleeptightkait i love how you rarely swear and this is the one time you felt it was appropriate

[Jolene 🍯 @JoleneSmith97]

that’s my mf girl

[little lesbian kait | #1 MEL STAN @planetsturn]

trying on the new clothes at my job >>