Jamal Not Omar

Part-time unofficial affiliate of @chelseafc, full-time cheesecake googler. 🇪🇬🇬🇭

[Jamal Not Omar @jolloffset]

Any podcasts needing Ghanaian/Egyptian representation for the World Cup shout me

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Because if alonso really wants to play his kind of ball, out and out wingers are obsolete

[Hundo @lebronCFC]

Barcola
Ibrahim maza
Nico G
Joel Ordonez
James Trafford

This is my transfer wish list, 4/5 of these names are realistic… barcola is a dream target that completes our attack.

If we loan Josh out I’d look to add another CB left footed Cb.

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DARK

[Wesley ⚜️ @Wesley_cfc1]

I just witnessed a “Put your Conference league trophy on the table” from a Crystal palace fan to an Arsenal fan

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Sigh ligue 1 ptsd for me

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Love for that love for that *max khadar voice*

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THIS AD BROUGHT ME BACK | Nike 'Rip The Script' Reaction/World Cup Prelude https://t.co/KT6siKrwmk via @YouTube

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THIS AD BROUGHT ME BACK | Nike 'Rip The Script' Reaction/World Cup Prelude https://t.co/KT6siKrwmk via @YouTube

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Hurts to say. But Palmer has one more season before I lose hope.

[🐅🐅 @cfc_gielho]

Cole Palmer - Shine a Light

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If he joins I leave

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Chelsea have reportedly held talks with the father of Juventus striker Dušan Vlahović as they closely monitor the soon-to-be free agent.

The Blues are also preparing for a busy transfer window as they look to strengthen multiple areas ahead of the expected arrival of new manager Xabi Alonso.

{@Gazzetta_it}

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I don’t see it

[🎴 @sbzcomps]

Rio Ngumoha vs New Zealand

England Debut

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All I’m seeing is Robinson’s goal…it wasn’t THAT good

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The amount of money I'm gonna be making would hurt your parents feelings
You remember the class where I, taught y'all how to make it rain? That's what I'mma be doing, every, single, night
Carns Hill Production

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We’re so fucking back boys

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

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The copium almost a week later is hilarious

[bowdz @Bowdz_]

They were never ever ever scoring

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Qwhite interesting indeed…

[CB | Make Chelsea Great Again 🇨🇩🇧🇷 @cb2milli]

The way Jackson was criticised for his first season for scoring 14 goals compared to the grace Delap gets for scoring 2 goals while they both cost 30M is interesting. It’s borderline underbelly. #MCGA

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What happened to Arthur man

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

When Pep Guardiola celebrated a goal with Liverpool substitute Arthur. 🤣🤝

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We’ll keep the blue flag flying high Bobby 🕊️

[The Score ⭐️⭐️ WORLD CHAMPIONS @TheScore01]

RIP Bobby Tambling.

An absolute Chelsea legend, and amazing man, he will never be forgotten. 💙🕊️

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Joe Shields is so horny for Man City academy players

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Sources close to Villa expect Chelsea to push again for Rogers this summer. Chelsea are aware they face stiff competition. Like Wilcox at Utd, Chelsea’s Joe Shields knows him well. (@TheAthleticFC) https://t.co/CR2TgzAhjU

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Dying for it

[Bashy Mc @BashyMc1]

£31 on padel so far this week.

Has anybody discovered a scruffy way of playing yet?

[CB | Make Chelsea Great Again 🇨🇩🇧🇷 @cb2milli]

This would confirm that Man City tapped up Maresca illegally if they’re paying compensations. This would also confirm that Maresca is the rat bastard his fans swear he isn’t #MCGA