imagine youre stuck in your dom and there's aint no wifi so your translation failed so you could only learn english will jerking off reading slut. i don't actually jerk off tho
imagine youre writing a Beatles fanfic and you don't know what to write so you decide to write other three fucking paul for random reasons once again. like,
人がともたちになるのは、理由がある。好きなものが同じとか、思いかたが同じとか、二人の関係を近いにさせる。ずっと、自分たけのそのような同じどころが色々あるともたちを待っていた。彼女が出る、out of nowhere as a complete stranger on the music app. 我感觉就像亲历了花束般的恋爱那部电影
it’s really funny to read Marxist guys in the 60s talking like “the Rolling Stones are the voice of the proletariat. they are a revolutionary force in opposition to the bourgeois Beatles” and then you listen to the music and it’s about how badly Mick Jagger needs to cum
paul mccartney não pode ficar muito tempo falando sem parar que ele começa o speedrun de mentiras
ai eu sou um ano e meio mais velho que o george ai eu lembro do dia que eu nasci ai ai ui ui