Matt Jolly

Son, Brother, Uncle, Legend in my own mind, Your Mom thinks Im handsome, People helping People = powerful stuff!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

10:30 and the Ephin store is closed!! Shitty!! Oh well another time

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Headin out to Surrey to get Mom's car fixed gonna hit up the @EphinApparel store and cop some new gear, today is gonna be a good day

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

I like that word: Ginch

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Made a late night Micky D's run last night, I had the worst dreams and farted the whole night, Not sure if my ginch are still in one piece

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Remember that show WKRP in Cincinnati?

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Spiritual not religious

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

I used to dread waking up in the morning now I thank God for another chance at life to do great things, Makin up for lost time

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Jolly isn't just my last name it's my way of life!!!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

@SnakTheRipper I remember your grunge and skater days Bro, You didn't let that guitar go homie!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Great moments are born from great opportunities!! That's what We have everyday!!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Some people are so poor all they have is money

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

No excuses, play like a champion

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Choose Life!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

@_RonBurgundy Blackbeard's Delight or London Gentlemen?

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Why is it everytime I clean my toilet I have to go to the bathroom immediately after?

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

About to go do bloodwork, no coffee is a shitty way to start the day!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Watching "SuperBad"! Funny shit!!

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

I just farted

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Don't know if I spelled anus right or is it anis? FML

[Matt Jolly @JollyMatt]

Being diabetic sucks donkey anus!!