Jombis Bombis

It's not my real name

[silver fox @letterfoxd]

i have this same list

[Jombis Bombis @JombisB]

@postmindvomit Brother, what the hell is going on in the comments??? Bunch of sad/bitter incels trying to make you feel bad for something you clearly said you already got over. Sad display from them.
Hope you have a good life ✌️

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is what it’s all about. this guy built a perfect lunch and he knew it

[Justin @15HunnidJustin]

Good morning

[#41 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @A11sttttt]

Tried diet gimmick but ate 2k calories by 10am

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[Jombis Bombis @JombisB]

@chuun_ie You should wear it to my house…

[Icky Mickey - Design Goblin ➡️ GCX @ickymickey_art]

@FuckKoroks Oi yewie, yah gonna dress up in eh black leotahd an av some cameras poi-ehd at ye. Demwacha gon dew is snach up a free-millyun dolla paycheck n rammit up omelandahs ass.

[turbomander @turbomander]

I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no

[Jombis Bombis @JombisB]

@farjayoun I have BEEN saying this!!!!

[chance @chance1084059]

If I was 10,000 tall. Feet tall. You would be... a dirt to me. You'd be a dirt. But luckily I'm on earth with one of you people and I'm just the same as you. So you're beople like me. And I love you.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[octuse l HAZARDMAXXING @octuse]

HELP WHY WAS HE TRYING TO EAT HER

[double western bacon cheeseburger @Andrich_Galam]

don't even joke lad.

[Kitty @doozykittygirl]

how it feels trying to send signals that i’m into someone

[Jombis Bombis @JombisB]

@exJumon So you think it’s bad when someone says “All attractive men are good, and unattractive ones are evil” but then you immediately go “All women think this way”?
Do you see how that doesn’t help?
Both of these are wrong , obviously.

[Stella ✧☽ @stellalunaow]

who else is doing it like me

[Jombis Bombis @JombisB]

@emilykmay @iAmNotA_Dyke I do! 🙋