Jomichael Porter

Mechanical Engineer. CAD Jedi. Veteran sports radio listener. Technophile. Stanford Product Design Alum. Geeky dad and husband.

[Jomichael Porter @Jomichael]

@KellyScaletta No, because you have to wash new underwear before you wear them.

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@hardin_jus56442 @ChrisMurphyCT Don’t start an offensive war until you have a clear motive, objectives, and means to achieve them. And control your junior partner so he doesn’t pull you into a war

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@JohnBatcheller @JD__Hayes @ChrisMurphyCT Patriotism is loving your country, not necessarily the government. Especially when you feel the government is not being good stewards of said country.

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@SportsSturm @corbydavidson @GreatDonovan @oldwaver The Trifecta is not a Hall of Fame. It is only a measure of fame which can be achieved through notoriety. Pol Pot was voted in. It isn’t like letting OJ or Pete Rose in the Hall. It’s not meant to be an honor.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

2011 video of Trump is going viral after Iran attack:

"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective."

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@SportsSturm @oldwaver @corbydavidson DO NOT USE DRAWERS IN HOTELS!! If you have never had to deal with bedbugs in your house, consider yourself lucky. It is a massive PITA, and the safest way to avoid bringing them home is to keep your stuff in the bag and off the floor.

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@Zaphiod42 @GFRobot An event that happened and wiped out warp travel in the galaxy. Dilithium became too scarce for interstellar travel like we had seen in the early series. Lots of death too IIRC. It’s been a few years.

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@DecodingFoxNews Northern Europeans largely have the gene to process lactose, but so do Western Africans. Not some Aaryan-exclusive trait. Just points to populations that relied on dairy as a primary nutrition source for thousands of years.

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@OriolesParade @JasonLaCanfora @MElias One team has a literal money cheat code advantage that baseball has never seen before. This has to change.

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@SportsSturm @corbydavidson @GreatDonovan @oldwaver think we need to make sure we remind people that the Trifecta is not a Hall of Fame in the sense that it rewards the honorable. It’s just a measure of fame or infamy or impact. Pol Pot is in a three bedroom apartment.

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@WillMcAvoyACN Would that even have been Constitutionally permissible?

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@StatsOnFire @jasonfitz @RaySanti Move the team to a city that desperately wants a team there. This is the reason your scenario won’t work. Talk to Seattle, Baltimore, Cleveland about what it feels like to have a beloved team bolt when another city dangles a stadium at them.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Whatever you do don’t send this to everyone you know or share it on a social media platform.

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@AlleyDalley Pretty clear message that the sweaters have been pretty bad for the past 20+ years.

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@FO_wordofmuth How is Stanford supposed to convince any good QB to come here based on our previous 3 or 4 sessions?

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@DropToons Baby Blue 1% Milk is not very gangster.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @CheriJacobus I thought he was going to show us his healthcare plan in two weeks 10 years ago.

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@atrupar @CheriJacobus He is so bad at math.

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@drewdamn87 @LegionHoops And Kyrie Lukey got injured for playing so much without Luka or AD there.

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@GreatDonovan we kept the DVDs because streaming services lose access to content, and we needed a supply of Scooby-Doonfor our kid. Also, we went about a day and a half without internet. The DVDs were a lifesaver.