The last time you smelt the sweet juices of a woman was when you were cleaning your bedroom after the mrs asked for a quiet night alone, only after sniffing her soaked pants and getting your tongue round her glass 8" bestie, did you realise that she wanted you to find her stash
You haven't satisfied a woman since you gave your ex a free pass to get with someone else cos you was worried she was gonna leave you, hahahaha, surprise surprise, she left you