Jon Bowman

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/h6cqqTRdGd

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

We’re not running against a candidate. We’re running against a system.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

If this isn’t an invasion, I don’t know what is.

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

@CaseyRae18 Lindsay and I have resorted to Mario kart in the wii.

[Dean Lines @deanlines]

When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..

[rafa @raindropsraf]

Willy Wonka talking to his Oompa Loompas #PepsiHalftime

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

@lindsaybergey14 made it 23 years and through 4 years of nursing school but just now realized that green beans and pea pods are different things...

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

NFL started this when they let Clowney go unpunished

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Alex Trebek saying “bitchin mixtape” is the best thing you’ll hear this year https://t.co/CLDYZdEqh2

[Shay Arrell @Delcoboy_Shay]

The time in 11th grade when we convinced the bus drive to hit a big ass hill goin like 50mph.. not a good idea

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

@Hannon1257 They’re discovering the real you🤔😏

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

Is it bad that yesterday morning I heard a turkey gobble from literally 3 miles away but @lindsaybergey14 can be 3 feet from me and I have no clue what she says🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

Remember how good southwest ranch wraps were though...

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

@lindsaybergey14 has cried 3 times in the past 2 days. Once because someone got married in the show she’s watching, once because a horse died in the show she’s watching, and once because they sold a horse in the show she’s watching...

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

@lindsaybergey14 is at work and I just got home and don’t feel like cooking... 2 pieces of cheese and a half bag of Doritos it is I guess

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

Me: hey linds do we have eggs?
Lindsay: yeah we have a whole 12 pack.
Me: it’s not a 12 pack you drunk it’s called a dozen 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@lindsaybergey14

[Bill O'Reilly @BillOReilly]

Americans watching last night's #SOTU saw a fact-based presentation that left little room for snarky attacks.

Yes, you can disagree with and/or dislike Mr. Trump but he has accomplished some positive things, especially with the economy.

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

The NFL just played us all. Throwing that spongebob clip in there as a teaser. PLAY THE WHOLE DAMN THING! #spongebobhadthebesthalftimeshowever

[Jon Bowman @Jon_bowman20]

I just burped and Lindsay said bless you... #thirdshiftprobs @lindsaybergey14