Jon Guck

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Just like his dad.

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@manxpie86 The boy’s got magic feet. Always loved a lanky bastard.

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@ThomJClarke @mathewclarke His dad was a supply teacher when I was at primary school. Completely ignored the syllabus, just tried to shoehorn in that his son was a footballer none stop. ‘Well my boy is a pro footballer, and this is what that has taught him about algebra…’

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Didn't have 'draw Shola Ameobi riding a bike while eating an apple' on today's bingo card but life comes at you fast

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Grass

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flannel shirt guy thought he was the main character

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@Danny_McMoomins Get in. Hopefully persuade the boy to have a day off monsters inc.

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@tinscognito__ Didn’t know what they were on about.

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@tinscognito__ A thoroughbred Cumbrian, no less.

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@gillesofftheweb @FootballCliches I’m a no.

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@scrubmummy Any job ‘at a golf club’ sounds lucrative.

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@SwindlehurstJ @SimpsonJ2020 Getting the ball doesn’t matter. All about danger to the player. Danger of breaking his leg there. Red.

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@SimpsonJ2020 @Shaun_Greenup @EssexPR Loads of thick cunts about. Doubt he’s anywhere near the worst.

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@Shaun_Greenup @SimpsonJ2020 Yeah and we don’t have to do any of these things any more. What’s in it for them now?

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@SimpsonJ2020 @Shaun_Greenup Yeah but what is their aim? I really don’t get it.

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@Shaun_Greenup @SimpsonJ2020 What’s his point?

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@j_bwp @JoeStephenson96 Christ. 🫠

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@SmnLlyd5 Moira Stuart, or whoever it is presenting the news nowadays.

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I hope whoever at @officialcufc cancelled the brownies trip to the match tomorrow is feeling pretty hollow tonight.

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@zegerg @EvertonNewsFeed @ShootTheDefence @footyinsider247 Dammit. I was banking on a West Ham loss last night.

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@papasombra @JoeStephenson96 Seen this fella replying to the tin opener thing. He ‘can’t count’ how many times it’s happened. How’s he getting through so many tin openers? Think he needs to work on technique more than anything.

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@deejaygeejaygee My confident assessments of how good an establishments pints are is based completely on how cold they serve it. Cold = good. Not cold = shit.