Jon Leleu

Happily juggling New Balance sneaks, Florsheim wingtips, and Bauer skates. P/T professional. F/T dad. All Chicago.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@GrantWehrli True, but no one looks up from their phone long enough to understand the price of "progress." In the statehouse, they call it "unintended consequences" and quietly fix what they effed. But when you lose community, that's a forever thing.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@StacheEsq That's a lot of math dude.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Why does he hurt us like this?

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Excited to announce Malort as the unofficial shot of the Democratic National Convention.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@StacheEsq Glad you're here!

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@AlyssaDonovanTV is crushing her severe storm coverage tonight. Great job!

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@thekapman @Cubs @ESPN1000 The hard work needed to be done before pitchers and catchers reported. Deadline deals are for fine tuning. Jed didn't do his job, and his recent comments re: player accountability are a distraction. Re spending, don't ever forget the Cubs had 700mm for ONE player.

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

Area man sitting in a 82 degree home waiting for storms to drop the temperature tonight rather than turn the AC for first time in 2024….

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Was on a @SouthwestAir
flight Tuesday out of @fly2midway. Pre-boarders included 23 wheelchairs. That's 46 passengers - 1/3 of the 737 - who boarded before business select, early bird, etc. Hard to justify charging more when the system is abused like this.

https://t.co/wRxM9MXn2U

[Ald. Raymond Lopez @RaymondALopez]

For all those imbeciles wanting to remove ShotSpotter from our communities, consider this: police were alerted to the fallen officer FIVE MINUTES before anyone called 911. That extra time is invaluable and you blissfully choose to ignore that fact.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@USHouse voting on a Tik Tok ban, while FAFSA - you know, actually the government's program - has been broken for 4 months and isn't even on their radar.

Remember their names in November.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

BASEBALL IS BETTER WITH BELLI BOMBS.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Relax, folks. She's still in 8th grade.

[University of Nevada, Reno @unevadareno]

This spring's commencement will see the first ever goose to graduate from the @unevadareno! For 150 years, geese and other waterfowl have been an essential part of campus life, and one exceptional goose will receive its degree in Ornithology. Aside from its studies, the goose enjoys hissing at passersby, eating grass, and going for a swim across Manzanita Lake. When asked how it feels to graduate from the University of Nevada, Reno, the goose said "Honk". Please join us in congratulating the goose on this tremendous accomplishment!
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#AprilFools

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Live from Boston, @Nickelback’s greatest hits #fuckyoufridays

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Lombardo held serve of the status quo which was lauded under Sisolak. Meanwhile the Biden Administration jacked interest rates at loan-sharks pace, which locked people into their homes. And we blame...Lombardo. Lesson: History now means anyone with a pen and an imagination.

[KTNV | Channel 13 News Las Vegas @KTNV]

The head of the Nevada State Democratic Party on Monday criticized Republican Gov. Joe Lombardo, saying his veto of a number of housing bills has made the state's housing crisis worse. https://t.co/N5FxK5VGS8

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

The FAFSA Simplification Act is a collosal failure, affecting nearly 16 million people who, you know, just want to figure out how much they need to pay for college.

Democrats - THIS is the tone-deaf shit that lost you the middle.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Uncle Joe is bragging about "canceling" student debt, while the new FAFSA is shattered, placing 2024 commitments at a standstill.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

The @Cubs have no center fielder. Pitchers and catchers report in 12 days. Everything is fine.

Call Boras. Close eyes. Write check.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@Christo62741202 😂 Happy new year, Chris!

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

For those who haven't looked, the long-awaited revised FAFSA form dropped today, December 31, the last day of 2023. And, like clockwork, the https://t.co/pqmq6aSzpT website immediately went down for "planned maintenance." Because of course it did.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

@ElliotMalin 3 this season. 3. Most go through the end zone.

[Jon Leleu @Jon_Leleu]

Now that the 4-pitch intentional walk has been put out to pasture, is there a more irrelevant play in all of sports than the kickoff?