Jonah Weinstein

matchmaker! r u open to love?

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Here we are in GQ. Talking fashion and existential dread on the WGA picket lines. @teresahsiao @cherrycheva @kidklau

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Meet the team behind PicketFits, the IG account documenting writers' strike fashion https://t.co/QXKaXwn5sK

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I wrote this story for @GQMagazine about fashion at the @WGAWest @WGAEast picket lines. We needed to have some fun during the existential dread. CC: @cherrycheva @teresahsiao @kidklau
https://t.co/jx2yOqJIob

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Should I make my whole personality liking corgis? Seems to work for a lot of you

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this skull got the buccal fat surgery

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styrofoam is alive and well in New Orleans

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found an old journal entry: "Is this an essay about my masculinity, maybe?"

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BAD SISTERS on @AppleTVPlus is great. it's about 5 sisters trying to kill one sister's evil husband. The jewish version is called FIDDLER ON THE ROOF and it's about 5 sisters trying to get a husband.

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Like a Cat on a hot pink couch. This is a joke for theater kids #TennesseeWilliams

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Lady Gaga walking through the crowd while fans reached for her was giving kiss the Torah at shul before it goes back in the Aron HaKodesh #ChromaticaBallNYC

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I want to write a book but don’t know how to read a book.

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A Phish concert is the Coachella of Gen X

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@ShakerXCountry1 @raidersofshaker @shakerboosters Thank you so much!! Congrats to all! And Alex Schachtel too! (SHHS Class of 2012, SHXC runner)

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i allowed myself one passive aggressive email on random acts of kindness day

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happy random acts of kindness day. love the journey of this week.
2/14 Valentine's Day > 2/15 Singles Awareness Day > 2/16 we get a day off > 2/17 Random Acts of Kindness Day.

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if a font size changes mid sentence that means they copy/pasted someone else's email to answer your question

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the wind’s howling sounds better than your a cappella group

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High schools in America should teach a special class on “time zone conversion”

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i want an app to track my mail person on her route.
i lost my mail key and can't open the box.
until then i sit and wait for her to come

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Riff stormed the Capitol #westsidestory

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you win some, you lose some (socks at the laundromat)