The Real Jonah

I portray crippling anxiety with style, I think.

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*Me with a time machine*
Ok Kant, what if the lying is for the Vine?

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me working at the factory where they put genitals on mannequins:
"Wow, you're bigger than my husband! Wow, you're bigger than my husband! Wow-"

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@OneyPlays hey oney n friends when oregon trail playthrough thank u and god bless

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@ScottTheWoz hey scott when oregon trail video thank u

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@vgdunkey you tryna get involved in the defunct Oregon Trail MSDOS speedrunning community? I got worldchanging intel

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@MoistCr1TiKaL yo me and my boy are tryna cop that sweet Oregon Trail MSDOS speedrun. You down I'll give you the tech

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@Shensetta Might've been "The Glory Story"? I remember it had a city level, flying enemies, and several different charcters.

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@Shensetta looking for an old game you made. Please lemme know if you'd be able to help.

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@elonmusk how do I enter the tech field with no connections? I feel hopeless

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@stevewoz Apple IIe Platinum is showing rainbow screen on boot. Is it possible it's caused by self-diagnostics check getting stuck when checking a broken keyboard?

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@PaulStamets I would love for you to speak at my university! Is there any info you have about how to set that up?

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@NYPost_Schwartz Hey Paul, I'm doing some research on the history of the word 'tumblesault' and I'd like to ask you a few questions!

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@LesVinyl you folks are the only band I've ever heard to use the word "tumblesault" in your track "My Fault". EXPLAIN

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@charlottedossan Where did Cleo go on Spotify?? That's my favorite song. :(

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@vinylwilliams Where's the Tame Impala collab?

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Massive fight in my suite currently about what qualifies as "Upstate New York".

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Yes hello @Febreze_Fresh I would like to ask is your product a topping or a sauce.

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Celebrate this Labor Day the right way by going into labor

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@gabrellaaf 4 pounds of bacon? That's my kind of measurement!

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Y'all ever be in that inter period between leaving your home friend group and rejoining your college friend group? You're like "hey, I know ya but do I know ya know ya?"