Groffsauce

Reindeers are better than people.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

#MCM is @thenameislin because he once said I was cute but I think we all know who the cute one is.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Thank you. https://t.co/0XbkJexiPN

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Why can't I spell tonight.

#TypoKindaNight

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Tell my you like my dancing.

https://t.co/9aTjpjg06o

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

*sends this to @candidvanity*

#WasAGoodFriendLastNight #ThankYou

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Worked killed me.

So I'm just going to lie here.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Is it normal to drink this much coffee?

#HumanGuineaPig

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

I got like 3 hours sleep.

#TiredGroff

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

after 1 am.. need sleep

Why can't I sleep?

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

*throws a donut at Cody*

#FriendsGetDonuts

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@ChastainFaux I would share but my donuts.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

Who needs sleep when you find a donut.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

I really need to sleep..

...why am I always wide awake at night?

#LessSoda

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity And I passed, right? We are friends?

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity Guess we aren't friends..

........

...joke, I like Sprite.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity Sorry. A lot of soda. I'm calm. Promise.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity YOU KNOW HIS NAME! Sir Furry Mittens. Although Sir Furry Pants works too. Call him Pants for short.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity He is just a baby.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity No. That is too easy. What have you named the cat? He is yours.

[Groffsauce @JonaNotGroff]

@candidvanity Sir. Furry. Mittens. Haha.