Jonas Ferris

Fox News Contributor, Fiat Maximalist

[Jonas Ferris @JonasFerris]

I wonder how much the crypto 'business' paid Bill Clinton and Tony 'Pandora Papers' Blair to legitimize operations and find more 'investors' to support the pyramid? Just keep reminding us how bad Russian Oligarchs are UK.

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Truly an honor to introduce and welcome former President @BillClinton and former Prime Minister Tony Blair to @CryptoBahamas to cap off an incredible Day 3.

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@TheAtlantic I appreciate the “FBI / MIA” headline—nice acronym play and a Miami bio nod. But did “Kash Me Outside, How ’Bout That” come up as an option? Inquiring minds want to know. https://t.co/bVfYD6M2Wg

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@docmilanfar The uncluttered life is not worth living

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Looking forward to talking about prices, tariffs, and mortgages on @FoxNews this hour!

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@mattyglesias

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The stupidity of lender elitism post 2008 real estate crash is hitting financials hard. They thought only retail sub prime borrowers did lier loans. They thought wrong. https://t.co/cdt3zxaO7t

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@elonmusk In the future when too many people have this technology there won’t be any parking spots left and traffic will sprawl for miles bc increased usage of existing infrastructure. We’ll need a massive demand based usage tax to moderate traffic.

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It’s just a matter of time before Trump realizes he can sell off our 8,000+ tons of Treasury gold, now worth over $1 trillion at $4,000 an ounce. If we have gold, why can’t we use it? Gold bugs should see this coming, but vision is clouded by delusions. https://t.co/RAVspetm4c

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@nntaleb Just wait till he realizes he can sell the treasury gold

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@dieworkwear What about with no pants, shorts, shoes, or underwear?

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@elerianm Isn’t most of that because rates went up pushing bond values down and gold prices went up and dollar falling not so much actual buying and selling?

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Shrinkflation hits watches?

[Jonas Ferris @JonasFerris]

@stats_feed – Coding that makes it essentially impossible to back up your own photos and videos to an external drive so you have to pay for cloud storage
– Coding that makes it impossible to sort your videos by size to clear up storage
– Coding that makes an older battery difficult to use

[Jonas Ferris @JonasFerris]

Seems like the real con is passing tax + spending bills while pretending we'll ever revert back to old revenue and spend levels after 10 years. This sunset scam really started in 2000, and now debt-to-GDP is heading down a path that could sunset America
https://t.co/EuUwxQBUxp

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So Apple will stop intentionally trying to make your phone burn through the battery fast so you upgrade phones frequently and call it AI? There is a reason your phone can’t automatically switch to low power mode and it ain’t bc of lack of AI https://t.co/1jOwaubKD7

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Raising taxes on the rich, punishing companies that outsource manufacturing to low-wage countries, and now forcing drug companies to radically lower prices across the board. ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ must be like WTF we could have done this all along… https://t.co/L64iMXLYtE

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@StatisticUrban Paradise City. The nicest grass.

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Seems like we’ll have to keep waiting for a Range Rover pickup since it would still taxed at 25%. But maybe we’ll trade more of the UK’s supposedly mad cows for our bleached-but-still-salmonella-loaded chicken and roid-rage, antibiotic cows (which somehow cost more per lb)

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@realDonaldTrump Seems like more profitable to turn Alcatraz into luxury condos with a ferry to San Fran as it turns lemons (shakedown street mainland thanks to bad governance) into lemonade as opposed to waterfront prisons. Boating supplies to Gitmo is why that’s a financial train wreak for USA.

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When Henry Ford built his ill-fated city of Fordlândia in Brazil in the 1920s, the only tribute was a Ford logo on a water tower—no bust of Ford. Then again, he was only the world’s second- or third-richest at the time https://t.co/cvICVKhjni

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Of all the government debt-fueled pre-collapse follies, paying people to buy EVs and solar panels while making them pricier with taxes and regulations ranks up there with Rome’s gladiator games and Spain blowing New World gold on wars and palaces https://t.co/YCPZh0BkrQ