Jonas

womp

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

We are cooked

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Whoever voted no on 3 a hoe ass bitch

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

@slimeguyethan Unfortunately dealing with paper daily, we just say the size.... 8.5x11, 8.5x14, 11x17, 12x18, 13x19
Not sure why you wouldn't do this

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

We need to take notes from 1800s France when it comes to dealing with Politicians and Billionaires.
Iykyk

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

@elonmusk And Trump, everyone's he's been friends with plus more. Ignoring literal facts tho
I fucking hate you Elon.

[stella ⟡ ݁ @brokenbrds]

“im a top” “im a bottom” okay???? im vengeance??? i am the night??? i’m batman??

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

WAIT THATS A FUCKING CONGRESSWOMAN ???😭
WE ARE COOKED

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

This thing is allowed to VOTE?

We gotta get these old mfs that believe anything AI tells them out of here

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Yes they can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Ya know, I might end up grateful for the Diddy Tapes. I've hated most of these celebs for years, so it feels good to see the rich and powerful scared and worried.

They gotta come up with some crazy reparations for his victims tho

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Kendrick how dare you drop while I'm out hunting gators.
Will listen driving home

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

THATS SPEEEEEEED B2B BABY @PLLAtlas

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

@FLDEPNews I wish this was satire

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Does Taco Bell count as an aphrodisiac?

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Fellas,
Is it gay to love yourself ?

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Why don't they host the Olympics in North Korea so they can improve their shit and maybe change the fact they're living in dogshit ?

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Fucking finally someone got the right idea... too bad it was a fucking stormtrooper

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

Seeing $300 nosebleed seats for an artist you've loved since they played dive bars is frustrating

[Jonas @JonAssMay]

"O'Neil..... "
🤣
Boys sounded DISGUSTED in the booth @PremierLacrosse