Jonas Westbrook

[Jonas Westbrook @JonasWestbrook]

Not sure why they put expiration dates on Girl Scout cookies, as if any box has ever made it that far.

[Jonas Westbrook @JonasWestbrook]

Not sure why @elonmusk and Tesla safety design team aren’t getting more credit for a tesla being purposely driven off a cliff with the intention of killing everyone on board, only to fall 300 feet, having all 4 passengers survive and the car not exploding or bursting into flames.