Jonathan 🥑

am i making you feel sick? (He/They)

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

we’ve become lost as a nation

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

It's honestly a scam that mcdoubles are 2.29 now....

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

it somehow continues to get worse every single day

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

it has indeed once again gotten worse

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

this is so sickening 😭😭😭😭

[NHL @NHL]

Three players. One unforgettable name.

The Tkachuks headline the #NHL26 Deluxe Edition cover.

Pre-order to get 7-day early access: https://t.co/L956nhAdGz

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

george santos is an absolute trash person but provided a certain comedic je ne sais quoi to the political lore

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

George Santos goes to prison today for 87 months.

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

seeing @lights last night renewed my will to live

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

imagine having that much money and influence and not knowing the difference between a research doctorate and a medical doctorate 🤡

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

do people like this know they’re actually allowed to try to enjoy life and vibe for a sec

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

You can NOT smoke weed and reach your full potential while maintaining success over long periods of time.

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

maybe a bold claim but ethel cain is the best song writer of this generation and it’s not even fucking close

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

how was this not always a rule???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Academy voters are now required to watch all nominated films in their respective categories for voting eligibility in the final round.

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

We're heading back to Grey Sloan for Season 2️⃣ 2️⃣ 🩺 #GreysAnatomy

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

@QMJHL y’all need to get Josh McCormack’s head checked what a meat head

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

how am i supposed to be livin that life von dutch in these conditions

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

universities asking alumni for money is diabolical… i already gave yall 60k and all i got in return was moderate to severe anxiety and a couple pieces of paper employers don’t care about go away

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

@_aliceondrugs @lights i’ll see u there i’ll be on the ground sobbing

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

toaster strudels fuck so hard

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

this may be our last chance at world peace Dev pls save us

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Cataracs & Dev announce new single, “Make Ya Body Whistle,” out February 21.

[Sam @samanthacp_]

education

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

chappell absolutely ROBBED of song of the year

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

two snow flakes fall from the sky and people start behaving like it’s the first time they’ve ever operated a motor vehicle

[Jonathan 🥑 @jonathan42Q]

a chocolate chip eggo hate to see me comin