Jonathan Bell

[LNAP @LeicesterNAP]

CHELTENHAM DAY TWO TIPS🚨🐎

Everybody who leaves a like and comment on this tweet will get sent ALL my DAY 2 Cheltenham selections in their DM’s.

This includes my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ DAY TWO NAP.

People who retweet will get sent first.
(must be following)

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@EmmaAunger @AerLingus Hi Megan. I’m just following on from my wife Emma’s teeet.
My name is Jonathan Bell.
We took a holiday to Barbados, and our return flight was delayed by over half a day which meant we had to incur a $500 bill from Sandals for an extra night stay.

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@ScottGShore 😂

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@AFTVMedia Clueless, how about your Itie left back on Hume ?? Nothing given … wake up

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@narindertweets #offyoufuckloser

[HowDidiDo @HowDidiDo]

🧡US OPEN GIVEAWAY🧡

Win two dozen Titleist Pro V1 or Pro V1x golf balls, the No.1 Ball in Golf.

TO ENTER:
🔁RT this post
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📅Closes when the winning putt drops at Pinehurst later this week.

GOOD LUCK!

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@gigsandtours after I’ve 2 weeks of asking for my tickets for Pete Tong at the O2 tonight, with 2 hrs before the show starts, you tell me I can collect from the O2 in person ! We live in York 🤬 You can’t seriously expect us to travel without tickets. Refund required please.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@gigsandtours But the gig has already happened ! You gave me 2 hrs notice to get to the O2 from York! I’ve been trying to resolve this for over 2 weeks and neither you or the O2 helped at all. I’ve lost my money and want a refund please.

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@gigsandtours after I’ve 2 weeks of asking for my tickets for Pete Tong at the O2 tonight, with 2 hrs before the show starts, you tell me I can collect from the O2 in person ! We live in York 🤬 You can’t seriously expect us to travel without tickets. Refund required please.

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@AXS_UK Gigs and tours ref 86499909
Block 104 Row W Seats 141-142
No tickets on the app !

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@O2Arena__ @gigsandtours where are my tickets for Pete Tong this Saturday? Service is disgraceful

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@LeeDForster Shite

[Prostate Cancer UK @ProstateUK]

Two years this week.

Lloyd will always be a part of the #FootballMarch. 💙

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@Barbados My trip to Barbados isn’t complete unless I’ve dined at La Cabane for lunch 👌

[Robyn Sherwell @robynsherwell]

Proud to have contributed vocals to this #OdeToDads film for @ProstateUK . The visuals made me 😭 the first time I saw them during the studio session. Dads are so special 💕 You can share and donate today via @ProstateUK to help raise research funds and awareness xx

[Jonathan Bell @JonathanBell74]

@fevowl @SunderlandAFC Okay, thanks

[Prostate Cancer UK @ProstateUK]

One year on, Lloyd Pinder's legacy burns bright thanks to his wife Tina, family and friends 💙