Jonathan Dean

Singer, songwriter, producer, teacher

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@StephenKing so *are the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. Figured you would know that

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@Cochran_Hater Slow down, it’s getting late. I could use a drink.

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Guys who think they’re part of a “superior white race” never look like Chris Hemsworth do they? #AhmaudArbery

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@notahitwriter Dude, stick to music-related posts(which aren’t even that funny). You’re no @NotJakeOwen but still, no one cares about your political opinions.

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@CrushHive Just my opinion. Your mom May love it. A lot of people do. I just thought it was cheesy.

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

#RocketMan was terrible

Here's a list of way better musicals:
1. Once
2. Bohemian Rhapsody
3. La La Land
4. Across the Universe
5. Grease
6. Literally any play from my elementary school in the 90s
7. The Office's version of Sweeney Todd featuring the Nard Dog

#moviereview

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@UzoAduba You left out the word ‘butter.’

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

#TheWalkingDead is getting good again. But for the love of God, WHY every time they see a small herd of zombies do they panic like it’s the first time they’ve ever seen one.

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

White people love chuckling and giving a thumbs up when the server asks how they’re enjoying their food but their mouth is full.

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Movie review: The year is 2020 & Jim Halpert is stuck on Schrute Farm defending his family from alien beings. Cece and Phillip are older. He misses Pam but knows her shrill voice would not fare well in this apocalypse. It’s like if 10 Cloverfield Lane was done right. #AQuietPlace

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Remember when Pacey slept with his teacher and that was unheard of? Now Dawson looks like one of those dads who says, “If you guys are gonna drink I’d rather you do it in the house. Save some for me jk” Feel old yet? #DawsonsCreek #dawsonscreekreunion

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Always good to be back at the @bluebirdcafetn Got to debut a couple new songs that I wrote out… https://t.co/fH8Kuvo1YC

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@AMCTalkingDead Et tu @AMCTalkingDead ?? It’s “sneak PEEK”

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

If I lost $163 million in a failed 1980s football league I’d still be pissed too. #trump #MAGA #takeaknee #TakethekneeNFL #NFL #USFL #meme

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

My new sounds: Let There Be a Light (demo) https://t.co/dhKK2iMUMo on #SoundCloud

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Jonathan Dean has a show on 01/14/2017 at 07:00 PM @ Commodore Grille in Nashville, TN https://t.co/m9GmJ7jwjN #concert

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Jonathan Dean has a show on 01/13/2017 at 07:00 PM @ Commodore Grille in Nashville, TN https://t.co/3KYZqOJe5L #concert

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

Enjoyed filming for 'Stories Behind the Songs' today @listeningroom w/ @FionaCulley Look for it… https://t.co/EOpUdzGGIi

[Jonathan Dean @JonathanDean3]

@JDMorgan actually couldn't make it to @AMCTalkingDead tonight, so they sent Javier Bardem instead. #TalkingDead #TheWalkingDead #TWD

[Lainey Corum @lainey_corum]

One of my new favorite songs