Jonathan Silvia

Opera singer turned D&D enthusiast, and career tech guy, looking for work

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It's high noon. @matthewmercer

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I wonder what time it is?

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Loose leaf tea: Good to the penultimate drop!

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Does anyone else add an "i" whenever they see a bin marked "dirty pens"?

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@EVERYTHINGDICE Ah yes, as one stranger referred to them : acoustic dice

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@ChrisHogan360 "The universe is not short on wake-up calls. We're just quick to hit the snooze button." - Brené Brown

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@xkcd One word: Cryovolcano

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Eat enough lobster and it'll begin to taste like soap. Eat enough soap, and lobster will sound pretty tasty.

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Niblings, neflings, or sobrinos?

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@aaronsgiles Doesn't count unless there's a stick and a rock.

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https://t.co/xnuFpV5Eoo
This makes my life very difficult right now.

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@Wizards_DnD How about holding a contest for sidewalk art? The favorite becomes a D&D monster.

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@VladimirGluten Where is the "the one I grew up with" bracket?

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I think I was doing okay until I realized that once coronavirus is over, we have the 2020 election to deal with.

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Who else will join me in the Coronavirus Beard Challenge? #CBC

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Breaking news: @Costco is recalling all its Signature products fearing Coronavirus contamination from the city of Kirkland.
#kirkish #notrealnews

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What videogame soundtracks are sufficiently gloomy to be of comfort in these times?
My list includes The Banner Saga trilogy, and Moss.

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"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door." - Bilbo Baggins and everyone in WA.

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Breaking news: Seattle's St. James Cathedral is replacing its Holy Water with Holy Vodka, so that the blessings can continue. #thisisnotrealnews

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It takes great effort to be understood.
It takes greater effort to understand.