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[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@AlasdairGold Alasdair, who's managing our transfer business this window as it's unrecognisably impressive

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

Proposal for a new PL rule. It's a little specific, but hear me out: If your club has an annual revenue of over 500m and your goalkeeper gets booked for time wasting at 0-0 vs Brentford, you get an immediate 10 point deduction and a 5 year touchline ban for the manager.

[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@ohlookitswill_ I really wish we'd gone for him

[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@AlasdairGold Can we start a sweepstake on how many minutes after the transfer window closes and we haven't bought another striker we get confirmation that he's going to need surgery?

[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@thfclp__ @SpursOfficial @krakenfx Somehow the BBC have done an even worse job

[Marc Duffy @MarcSDuffy]

Jamie Carragher completely silent on the Semenyo issue there

[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@Billie_T The word "if" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

We'll end up with Werner back on deadline day 😩

[__________ @JonathanHaskoll]

@becksthfc Maddison in his hospital bed would have been more effective

[Billie @Billie_T]

Why do Liverpool have some players playing for them who didn’t play for them last season? Is that allowed? How do you get new players?

[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

The greatness of a player is not measured in stats or trophies. It's measured by the indelible mark they leave in the memories of their club's supporters. By that rule, Son is a modern legend, a Spurs great forever. Farewell, you wonderful man.

[premier league champs spurs @ryan_spurs14]

Beat PSG 2-1 Wednesday
Lose to Sunderland 1-0 on Saturday

Book mark

[Billie @Billie_T]

Clubs spend literally millions on sports science and nutritionists only for a pissed up spurs side to play better than they have all season after a 3 day bender

[Man About Dog @manaboutdogblog]

You wait 17 years and then 2 turn up at the same time

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Lads, it's Tottenham.

[#AjForPresident 🏆 #ISurvivedFrankBall @UdogieTHFC]

ange stays and wins us the double?🙊🫢

[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

Million years ago, in the @NME offices, I asked Nicky why he supports Spurs. He thought for a second, then, in that lovely Welsh accent, he beamed "the glamour". Spot on, Nick. What a night.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Hero.