JL

Procurement Consultant

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@NUFC If it’s that new shirt.. shove it up your bar code scanner.

First home shirt I’ll never buy. Embarrassing. You’re taking the piss out the fans.

Get that useless CEO out of our club.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@Stephjd420 @elonmusk @america Caught out … 🤣

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@EdwardJDavey So is the Post Office you absolute 🔔🔚 WE WILL NEVER FORGET

[Paul 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱 @BasedMillwaII]

@EdwardJDavey This you putting community Post Masters first, you jug eared twat?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Keir Starmer, 2019 on proroguing parliament:

“The prime minister was not telling the truth about why he was doing it…get Boris Johnson back in parliament so we can hold him properly to account.”

Starmer has now prorogued parliament to avoid PMQs.

There’s always a clip.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@LegacySiu Aston Villa, Fulham. Brighton, Oxford, Millwall, Birmingham, Southampton, Watford, Bristol City etc etc

[🇬🇧 Engines 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰🇮🇱🇺🇲🇬🇷🇨🇶 @Bruce437t]

@EdwardJDavey How's your conscience Davey, pratling on about GB News, do you feel no shame about the suicides, the blood money to ignore what was right in front of you.

[Turquoise Timothy @TimothyT20183]

@campbellclaret This you?

[🇬🇧 Engines 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰🇮🇱🇺🇲🇬🇷🇨🇶 @Bruce437t]

@EdwardJDavey Pontius Pilate Davey, washed your hands in the blood of the suicides, took the cash, danced the following years away. Beta males, cat women & Jeremy Thorpe's.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@EdwardJDavey hey Ed! Congrats on the 653 votes in Gorton and Denton! You must be so proud.

Similar turn out in numbers to the general election. Approx 37,000

-746 votes, your voters stuck two fingers up at you and walked away.

A 53% drop - you’re smashing it fella!!

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

Watch this video. Share this video. It is important that the British people understand what happened.

Reform tried to put Rupert Lowe in prison for wanting to deport the foreign rape gangs.

If they can do that to Rupert, an MP and a 'friend', what will they do to you?

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@NUFC sort this ticket download out FFS.

No QR code- just a load of random download file in a zip.

Looks like another 1 hour wait in the queue tomorrow at the box office. Sick of it.

It’s a total joke.

[FAN MADE DAVE @fanmadedave]

@campbellclaret Looks like your spin isn't working

[Nacho @Nacho60363774]

@campbellclaret Oh look what’s surfacing from the sewer

[JL @JonathanLarter]

You lecture Starmer on thinking of Epstein’s victims while you were Postal Affairs Minister during the Horizon scandal – ignoring warnings, delaying meetings with Alan Bates, and letting subpostmasters be ruined and prosecuted on faulty evidence. Where was your concern for THOSE victims? Hypocrisy much? #PostOfficeScandal”

[JL @JonathanLarter]

Completely FALSE.

This post misquotes VisitBritain. The 4% visit / 6% spend growth comes from the Oct 2025 forecast, not the Nov “Tourism State of the Nation” bulletin, which actually flags a slowdown (Oct bookings -3% YoY, long-haul flights -6%).

Claims of 122% of 2019 spend are nominal only - in real terms spend is ~95% of 2019. 2025 data isn’t final and VisitBritain itself expects revisions in Jan 2026. Context matters.

In simple language for you to understand, real spend is still far below pre-COVID levels.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

FALSE. This post completely misquotes VisitBritain.

The 4% visit / 6% spend growth comes from the Oct 2025 forecast, not the Nov “Tourism State of the Nation” bulletin, which actually flags a slowdown (Oct bookings -3% YoY, long-haul flights -6%).

Claims of 122% of 2019 spend are nominal only, in real terms spend is ~95% of 2019.

2025 data isn’t final and VisitBritain itself expects revisions in Jan 2026.

Real spend is still far below pre-COVID levels.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

@labourpress 🤦🏼‍♂️ This is what it looks like when a Government has nothing left to offer. Labour are done, and the next election could put them out of serious contention for 15 years or more. There are always consequences for treating the public like fools.

[JL @JonathanLarter]

You’ve just fined X €15M for “lack of transparency”. Meanwhile your own auditors just slammed the EU’s €240 billion 2024 budget with another adverse opinion: €7.8 billion in irregular payments, billions more unrecovered, 19 fraud cases to OLAF, and still no clean accounts in 30 years.

When do the missing billions finally get accounted for, or is transparency only for others?

@elonmusk
#EUBudget #DoAsISayNotAsIDo

[JL @JonathanLarter]

Hey Debs… before lecturing everyone on what’s good for British farmers, it might be worth taking a look a bit closer to home.

You’ve built a public brand on “sustainability leadership”, yet a good chunk of your Dragons’ Den portfolio has relied on imported ingredients, overseas manufacturing, and global supply chains that undercut exactly the British producers you’re now defending.

You’ve spent years promoting the idea of ethical production while many UK farms were going under right in front of you.

Meanwhile:
• The UK has lost over 8,000 dairy farms in two decades
• Big food companies keep swapping out British milk and butter for cheap palm oil fillers in chocolate and spreads
• And yes, that absolutely does drive British dairy farmers out of business

But sure, let’s pretend the only real problem farmers face is that Nigel Farage turned up.

What farmers actually face is:
– Input inflation that’s still 30 to 40% above baseline
– Fertiliser that tripled and never came back down
– Supermarket contracts where breaking even is considered a win
– A quarter of small farms gone in 10 years
– Family dairy operations collapsing while multinationals bulk out products with palm oil

Climate change matters.
But so does what’s been happening to farmers under everyone’s noses including people with massive platforms who suddenly discover agriculture when it fits a political narrative.

If we’re talking consistency and credibility…

Perhaps start there.