Jonathan Pirkle

Perfected the omelette in 1975

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@WorkElizab Shit on the stage

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@Sabiha1278 A man.

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@Luna_Jones79 No. He deserves to be executed. Hastily. Like all killers and pedophiles.

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@AntiLeftMemes Good. Who the fuck is he?

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@wbir She’s dead. Let’s be real. Why cover

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@cutiieepie6 Uh. Have to show ID when buying a gun from an FFL. After that it’s “personal property”. Sugar Magnolia.

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BREAKING: New Hampshire’s first transgender elected Rep., Stacie Laughton (D), sentenced to 33 YEARS in prison for the s*xual exploitation of children.

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Jane wickline has found her rhythm on SNL tonight. May be next Gilda. Hilarious.

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Hope Waltz removes all doubt of her intelligence as soon as she opens her, like, mouth. Clearly her patents aren’t the only ones with diminishing mental capacity.

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Primilia Jayapal should go back to India and tell us who built that shit hole.

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Katie Porter needs serious psychiatric help. Poor thing, she’s done. Maybe she can get a job managing an in-n-out. Clearly she knows the menu.

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I guess the writers of SNL forgot about Ash Carter and dozens of others appointed who either did not serve or had lower ranks than The Honorable Pete Hegseth. Fuck the liberal liars

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@Sadie_NC Testicles

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Tamar Shirinian is a disgrace.

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Dear @CrackerBarrel, your excuses and promises fall flat. Get your shit together or we are going to energize big lari to take over. He/they have done amazing with steak and shake.

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@CrackerBarrel you need to get back to your roots. Maybe somewhere around 1990. Can the chick on GMA who is channeling 2006 and get Uncle Hershel for PR and fire all the Yankees and replace them with Tennesseans.

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George Conway is a complete mental case. Bring out the butterfly nets. He’s a drooling and delusional menace to society and himself.

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Someone should tell Rep. Pearson that suicide isn’t “gun violence” and to mistake a selfish act as such is very telling.

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@timburchett Yes!

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I just saw where @selenagomez was “crying” over supposed mass deportations. Get over it. Grow up and get real.