Jonathan Shrager

“When the tweeters (*sips vimto*) follow the Shrager, it’s because they think 280 characters will be posted onto the feed. Thank you” [email protected]

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

I have irrefutable evidence that I once had an orgy with every member of the Spice Girls, while Beyoncé filmed it (until she joined in.) You’ll never be presented with it, but please know, it’s irrefutable

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

Elano truly spared their blushes here

[Stan Sport Football @StanSportFC]

This was the scoreline the last time Man City played a Premier League game before being taken over by Sheikh Mansour's Abu Dhabi United Group.

#StanSportAU #PremierLeague

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

They think it’s all over…..

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Premier League says Manchester City used 'sham contracts' to inflate revenues and cut costs by £900m, as club found guilty of all charges related to breaches of financial rules.

https://t.co/bhUbZCXkhj

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

I’ll have to read this in bed or else I may get arrested for having an erection in public

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

Here it is. PL verdict on @ManCity. “An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.”https://t.co/2EAaZGtoHp

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

After this weekend, the three gents from the independent commission, Murray Rosen KC, Rui Pinto, and David Ornstein

[Glenn Hoddle @GlennHoddle]

Guys if you had a dinner party and you had six people to ask for the evening who would you chose ?? Mine would be Mohamed Ali , Nelson Mandela, Pele , Michael Jackson ,Princess Diana and JFK ! Some night that would be !!!!💙

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@stan_chow 😄❤️

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

This man’s portrait should adorn the entrance of The Lowry

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens.
Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola's words at his first press conference as City manager: "Fasten your seat belts".

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@arcticdyl87 Strip them of titles, yes, akin to Juve and Lance Armstrong, but mainly because I’d laugh my bollocks off. I’m not even arsed about runners up being awarded

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

Hasn’t quite grasped it. It’s literally “something that is paid for by money”

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Rodri’s response to today’s news that Man City have been found guilty of breaching the majority of the 115 charges against them. 🗣️

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@arcticdyl87

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

Does the last 24 hours rank amongst the finest of this platform’s history?! It’s right up there for me

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

🎵 Oh Rui Pinto, you are the love of my life,
Oh Rui Pinto, I’d let you 5h@g my wife,
Oh Rui Pinto, I love Football Leaks too 🎵

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens.
Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola's words at his first press conference as City manager: "Fasten your seat belts".

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

114/115. I knew they were innocent all along

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@Melbourne_MUFC2 You’d get on well with my old man

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

No more 🥓 🥪 for Wazza

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🗣️ Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.”

Former England striker visits Auschwitz with his family in The Real Rooneys after his 10-year-old son takes an interest in the Second World War.

@thomgibbs has more ⬇️
https://t.co/ZJQzIsq1nN

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@zencloud6990 Only if it’s kosher

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

MUFC: where managers now go to hone their craft

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇵🇹 Ruben Amorim changed his formation and system at AC Milan this weekend and they won 3-0.

🗣️ Amorim: "I cannot repeat my mistakes from Manchester United. If we do not have the characteristics to play a certain way, we have to adapt.

We will return to building with a back three in the future, but we will see. Here in Italy, managers are very good at pressing with individual man-markings."

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

RIP Little Derek ❤️

[MOBO Awards @MOBOAwards]

We’re deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Sway. 🕊️

In 2005, he made MOBO history, beating global heavyweights including 50 Cent and The Game to win Best Hip-Hop Act - a huge moment for Sway and UK Hip Hop.

Proud to have him as part of our history. Our love goes out to his family, loved ones and fans. ❤️

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

@gideon_ Indeed, the club needs work at all levels amigo. As Keano said on his latest pod, there’s something amiss at the club generally. A far cry from the United we grew up following

[Jonathan Shrager @JonathanShrager]

There remain a number of players at the club who will never be able to help United become a team with aspirations of competing in the elite competitions