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[Revolving Door Project @revolvingdoorDC]

NEW: Biden has nominated Jennifer Rearden — a former Trump judicial nominee, GOP donor, and corporate lawyer who has helped Chevron-aligned law firm Gibson Dunn target human rights attorney @SDonziger — to serve as a federal judge.
https://t.co/2adn7sWYdS

[pot club crime machine @Rawbub]

@BLACKMESSlAH Wordle is the wheel of fortune to the crossword's jeopardy

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@corndawggg Sheeeeeesh

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@CKells2 A part of?

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Right, this is what we refer to as “cope”

[Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo]

I have probably had exactly this conversation with at least a dozen expats: "Yes, of course, we're sad to have left [country] and we really miss [amenity that's better than the American version], but Costco runs and American clothes dryers sure are convenient".

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@empi3rce lol quintessential you

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ain’t as good as daddy

[Kelly O'Donnell @KellyO]

President Biden floored it behind the wheel of an electric Hummer today in Michigan.

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

Should be a crime to attend Duke university

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imagine addressing someone as “sir” on twitter

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this happened to me with my papa in the other room, scarring incident

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[Teddy Schleifer @teddyschleifer]

Judy Woodruff: Do you draw any lessons from the mistakes you made with Jeffrey Epstein?

Bill Gates: “Well, he’s dead, so...”

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I could die a happy man after receiving this note.

[Binh Cao @binhcao]

just got the opposite of a noise complaint. left me a cold coors lite too!

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Deeply deranged

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

A statement from WR Cole Beasley:

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Wow never heard an announcer pair meltdown like this US Olympic volleyball match.

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killin’ the game as always

[Michael Stratford @mstratford]

Pelosi also questioned the policy wisdom of cancelling student loan debt:

“Suppose…your child just decided they, at this time, [do] not want to go to college but you’re paying taxes to forgive somebody else’s obligations. You may not be happy about that."

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@nflplay60 was bummed today to take my Little Brother to the new @Panthers park in Raleigh only to find that none of the equipment was working. Pretty lame after less than a month.

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@kathryn__dale Color me baffled

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I love that my Twitter feed is now 10% people I actually follow and 90% bullshit suggested topics.