Jonathan Holcomb

CNU Music-Theatre Major. Lifeguard and American Red Cross Lifeguard Instructor

[Jonathan Holcomb @Jonathn_Holcomb]

@judgeofthecourt Courtney & Jonathan NYC revival tour?

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Getting told the time in military time

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@judgeofthecourt Excuse me?!?! How did I not know about any of these?

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Don't worry everyone. In these turbulent times one thing remains the same! People still stand up as soon as the plane lands...

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I watched the trailer for the new Clifford movie and was sobbing for like 5 minutes after....

"Hey Google find me a therapist"

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A Bones day on a Saturday?! #bonesday #blessed

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I get uncontrollable urges to watch Oceans 8 sometimes

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@outerspacegr4ce Which one? I'm ready to let the tears roll

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Who needs scary movies when you can listen to true crime podcasts while you walk your dog on an empty college campus at 10pm?

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A click bate article had the nerve to come on my fbook saying "Everything Wrong with Enchanted". I would just like to know where they got the AUDACITY?!

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Somehow I made it to Yo-Yo Tiktok

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@outerspacegr4ce Show your superiority, get a pelaton

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If they have a "no" or a "sometimes" next to the 🍷 in their hinge profile... it's not gonna work out

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Slept through some alarms last week. Now my anxiety be waking me up at 3am just to make sure I'm awake for 6:30am shift

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A single person in their mid 20s drinking game. January 2nd, take a shot for every engagement that appeared on your timeline between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Die

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Just forgot that I finished a bottle of wine and spent like 5 minutes looking for it to get a refill. Merry Christmas!

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Nothing gives me more anxiety than walking into my hometown Walmart

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After watching Schitt's Creek, if I end an email with "warmest regards" just know those regards are ice cold and I'm pissed at you

[Jonathan Holcomb @Jonathn_Holcomb]

I'll always be thankful that I'm not a T-Swift gay