Jon Drake

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@yoli_bearxo I'll try to be better, I promise!!

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@yoli_bearxo well, I live 200 yards from you, so you don't have to...

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@yoli_bearxo you have NO idea...

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

Because Adam Bienko has the #pinkestofpussies

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

Does anyone want to join me in some psychedelic meanderings??

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

Smoke a cigarette whole both sides of my mouth are numb from novacaine? Challenge accepted

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@paigewearspants Fuck 'em. Giant Dildos. Straight up the ass. Always makes me feel better.

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@DonnaJayy Fuck Yeah it is!!!

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@paigewearspants I heart queers

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@ElyseBrenner He's still here if youd like to introduce YOURSELF

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

except that @ElyseBrenner forgets IM NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@ElyseBrenner @harshy_kisses what can i say...everyone who says hi to me almost dies

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@DonnaJayy We all know lil biebs wishes he could pull this off like me!

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

saw @harshy_kisses walking and almost tripped over the curb waving!!! #ilikeyourbuggirl

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@tinarosee 2008 called. They want their tv shows back.

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@ElyseBrenner @DonnaJayy I never tweet!!! I make sure each one is special and worth it. and Thanks for passing out on me last night donna!!

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@paigewearspants The felt felt really good on my nose!!!!!!!

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

@eazy_doesitt i probably laughed way to hard at this

[Jon Drake @JonathonDrake]

#lukepolstersafaggot