Jonathon Gunkel

Capitalism is awesome!

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We cannot both preach and administer financial matters

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I am capitalism and those who try to evade me will be bombed, those who try to change their currency of thought will be liquidated.

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I photograph the things that I do not wish to paint, the things which already have an existence

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I am capitalism and you must remember that I have feelings too. Destructive feelings, urges to rip the womb of the earth inside out.

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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm

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The history of the world is none other than the progress of the consciousness of freedom

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I am capitalism and I am the reason why rich people get sad and snort cocaine.

[Jonathon Gunkel @JonathonGunkel]

I am capitalism and credit is my way of making you feel as though your life is being rented.

[Jonathon Gunkel @JonathonGunkel]

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home

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Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given

[Jonathon Gunkel @JonathonGunkel]

I am capitalism and I am the reason why you send candy grams to yourself on Valentine's day.

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I believe the destiny of your generation - and your nation - is a rendezvous with excellence

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I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible

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I am capitalism and every time you are in the theatre with your mind shut off for two hours, you are being brainwashed again!

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It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money

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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it

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I am capitalism and I manufacture state of the art mirrors to show you how ugly I have made you.

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The only way that we can reduce our financial dependence on the inflow of funds from the rest of the world is to reduce our trade deficit

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A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right

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