@LilNinjaBanish He proudly smirks.
"Glad you're seeing to reason. Now,"
He then hunches forward and holds his hands up while making groping motions.
"Let an expert assess your boo-tae~"
@0NIPR0TECTOR "The world is not going to fall apart if you aren't there for a whole hour or two."
Jonathan lifts the blanket he's under, tempting her back to his embrace.
"Come here~ A hard-working woman like you deserves some time for herself every now and then, right?"
@LilNinjaBanish "You don't! Why, it has to do with everything! Good glutes mean good legs mean fast stride and great balance..."
"All things a warrior needs to fight well and effectively."
Jonathan stares dumbfounded and longingly at Tachyon as she's prancing around while dressed oh so...
Erotically~
The sight is so much that it makes him forget about his hold on his sandwich, letting drop to the floor with a quiet little splat.
@ShoreCrysalis "Do I... like?"
His eyes slowly combed down the Shopkeepers body and found rest at her beautifully presented rear. A sliver of manners catches up to him, and he shakes his mind clean.
"Depends if the surprise comes with more than just the view... Not that I mind."