JustBlazeVB

Just out here living! #FuckCancer #PandaStong

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https://t.co/IrWzs0X08r support a local nonprofit!

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5 days till a PoBoy
25 days till a Cuban sandwich

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First @applepay now @Airbnb count your days!

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Whoever at Red Bull who decided to take away the blue pull tabs on sugar free Red Bulls you moms a hoe!

Coming from every bartender

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I’m here to bartend not play 21 questions on what you want to drink

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I don’t know how this dude just went from a strawberry mango lemon drop to a 4 horseman!

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You know how I know you’re old, you still write “See ID” on your credit card!

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Middle aged woman comes in the bar and orders a high noon with a Tito’s back! I love it.

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Why do flies love ears so much

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Why do I have to verify my identity if I’m using Face ID I’ll never understand that.

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@bigciara_ hit me

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If you are as tall as her when she’s seating down it’s a problem!

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I don’t know what’s more annoying than a girl hitting 2 hookah pens at the same time. You 2 fisting vapes!!!

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A deal only makes sense if it’s better than you would get without a deal!

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Bartenders free game! If someone ask for a pineapple and cranberry 3 times they really want a crown apple a cranberry!

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You ordering crablegs and don’t know what a cluster is? That’s hella wild!

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Black guy walks in the bar and thinks Jump Around House of Pain is Wu Tang! SMH this is just the beginning of the shift!

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A girl yelling “Alexa Next” at a dj has to be the funniest thing ever.

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Just got asked for ol bay sauce. I’m sorry sir it’s a seasoning not sauce

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Shout out to the couple that pulled out a box of chez itz out her purse and fuck them up at the bar!

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Don’t ask me what beers we have and when I list them you say you only drink corona! Just ask for the corona!