Jon Alton

I never actually use this.
Rejecting progress in the pursuit of perfection is the fastest way backward.

[Jon Alton @Jonboy_57]

I only use twitter to see what all the youths are upset about nowadays.

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@AnimalLove_22 Bro is a Viking Ship

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@chasedownleads Install a vending machine at every ball park. Tell your kid to buy a something every time he gets on base. Kid gets the same gratification you could provide, you get money. Win-win.

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@TMZ Won't be euthanized*
*Because everyone is too scared to get close.

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@ktausk13 Willy J 40 ball (if they want him to play for real)
Keaton "quiet" 24
Bos 12/4/4, 3 stls

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@JamCristopher Rudy getting hit in the face with a ball multiple times this season

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@StoolGreenie @JoshEberley Jaaaaa Mrant

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@PhilMackey Two bad luck cities trying to out bad luck each other. Let's see how it works out for them.

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@ShamsCharania Yelling NAZ REID at the top of my lungs with tears in my eyes

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@CarterElliott__ Bad man gone

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@Bullsfans The greatest outcome would be AJ at 5 and Boozer at 15. Only slightly more unlikely too

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@igwt097 TOBY HARRIS OVER PEAT?!

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@RedditCFB 22 minutes?? They put out an entire sitcom episode on why they're not the bad guys?

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@MSG_Rocking Hope you can play the 5, Jose

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@32and0game Ever consider a feature where we can toggle the eras and conferences, for us casuals? Doesn't have to be leaderboard eligible

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@32and0game Shout out Kemba 🫡

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@WhityRemarks If he's 6'5 and got hops like Fagbemi, find that boy some play time.

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@thesnlnetwork That's the rule, that's the goal now

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@BullsNationOZ PWill player coach

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@orcachillin Hey, I'm here in Seattle with Ichiro and Jeff. We're hanging out looking at the (what does Seattle have again?) giant metal bean

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@obvious_shirts Should have a put a shirt that said "Don't Throw Bricks" in the window.