Jonathan L. Berger

God,Family,Sobriety,Hockey, and the never ending search for “Her”

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@onlyskylerlo Pardon my directness. I don’t care, don’t wonder, And I Give Zero Fucks About Any Other Fuckin’ Persons Opinion; NONE OF THEM!!! All my Shit is between me and my God from here on in 🙌🏼🧎🏻‍♂️🙏

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Eman5695 Mine😉

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@vxylily Become a millionaire 😉

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem Got confused by 8 words, lost attention span because you’re so Seductive and my thoughts just Ran…It’s like 9 hamsters, 1 Brain, 3 different directions. Just From a “Still Frame!!” I’m a bad MFer, I’m way confident. Slightly unnerved thinking how helpless you make me feel🫶🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem In that color as well. Absolutely titillating, unapologetically mesmerizing. Some need the Outfit. Some match the Outfit. Some make the Outfit. And Some…WELL, They could wear whatever the fuck they want and we’d still be in awe 👁️❤️🫵🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@LucineLagana Not creepy like. I used to split em’ not blinkin’. A Mom said son “they even get the special kids out here to learn, how sweet.” I literally play on this surface for a living you old bag. My Lord and Savior got him some jokes this day🤦🏻‍♂️ Holy Shit🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@SofyVisuals I harbor no anger or il-will in this scenario. “Mad” was used in this instance to mirror or place-hold for “Many”. If an apology be necessary the initiation will undoubtedly be generated from my position and humbly delivered as explanation and not excuse for lack of education.

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@LucineLagana Just split mine thinking about it…🤦🏻‍♂️🫶🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@vxylily I’d give you half of it to make sure everyone I know in New York isn’t allowed to leave!!! 🤘🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@adorable_kry Damn, that was raw 🤪🤣

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@adorable_kry Something did!!! I went from 9 to 101/2 in like five years and didn’t even realize it… but I haven’t really been getting at it. Maybe just God being cool. 🤘🏼 Now if I just wasn’t so goddamn picky, maybe I could use it🤦🏻‍♂️😬

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Scarlets3030 Good God🌹🫶🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem Damn, I just got straight up rabbit holed… after post 87 of yours, I gotta log out for a few🥺🫶🏼

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem YES MOMMY 🌹

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem 🖤🙌🏼🧎🏻‍♂️

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem Absolutely,time for everybody. What I do for a living. I’d have no problem taking orders . I stand in front of 100 mph hockey pucks, scream at 23 other players to Effin’ skate, and occasionally get my teeth knocked out or my face punched in. Less pressure at the house, perfect.

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem Thank you honey. I am number “one”. ☝🏼You make me feel that way.

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem I miss one picture and you’re freaking laid out in the bed. Damn, I got bad timing. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem I legit thought it was Friday for a second damn girl you got my brain scrambled😜

[Jonathan L. Berger @JonboyHextall]

@Strict_Areem The “FFFFFF” you’re Hott !!! I couldn’t get the word out. I got stuck on the “F”🤣