Jon Chorba

I solve guitar playing problems & make music

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@BostonConnr They think I’m some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.

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@IamSean90 In the same episode he takes the Elon stand-in to space and back in 2 seconds.

10 minutes later, he can’t outrun Butchers tentacles

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@DrunkRepub If they offered to build a nuke power plant and power the town, I’d listen. But it’s more of a “we’re gonna do whatever the hell we want and we don’t care if you don’t like it”

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@DrunkRepub I’m far from a NIMBY, but look into some of the data center proposals in my area of Northeastern Pennsylvania. Specifically the Wildcat Ridge project.

It’s beyond retarded. Reshapes the whole town I grew up into Data Center ville.

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@therealKripke @TheBoysTV V1 and Gen V kids plot was pointless. Scorched earth became scorched room.

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@Promiseishim @LichaParatha And he’s supposed to be even more powerful now that he’s full of that V1

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@michaelmalice The whole V1 MacGuffin goose chase was totally pointless and irrelevant. Didn’t even matter in the end. Would’ve rather watched Homelander eat Butchers shit on live TV.

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@x103p @LichaParatha Hard agree. The whole V1 MacGuffin goose chase was totally pointless. As was Gen V. As was Ryan. As was Soldier Boy.

[Kristel 💙🧡 @kristelxo]

Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives.

Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht.

Some look 25.
Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware.

Nobody got the same assignment.

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@mcuban @atrupar They literally named this manipulation tactic “The Rupar”

It’s like his own Stone Cold Stunner

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@kevinolearytv @AP4Liberty My kid goes to school in Archbald PA. They want to put 15 Walmart sized Data Centers next to the school and beautiful Staback Park.

I’m not anti data center. Certainly not anti AI or anti capitalism

But some of these proposals are straight up retarded

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Bought CD at the midnight sale at Joe Nardone’s Gallery Of Sound.

Drove around all night listening to it. When the groove riff of The Grudge hit, a nexus event happened in my life.

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🌀 25 years ago today: TOOL released 'Lateralus.'⁠
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When did you first hear it? When did you last listen to it?

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@Revolvermag Bought CD at the midnight sale at Joe Nardone’s Gallery Of Sound.

Drove around all night listening to it. When the groove riff of The Grudge hit, a nexus event happened in my life.

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@TMZ Imagine thinking you’re going to get this dude on a “gotcha” lol

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@Uzonna7 Army had half day

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Sean Strickland is a real-life Rocky Balboa.

- Rough upbringing. Thug.
- Will never give up on himself.
- Adesanya = Apollo.
- Chimaev = Drago.

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@Super70sSports And a big metal head! 🤘

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

They like to say @spencerpratt has no political experience but he’s always been a geopolitical expert

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I write jokes in my kids lunch everyday. She shares them with her friends. They laugh. It continues. She’s now holding court reading them aloud to the entire cafeteria.

Winning

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@memechaotic Guys 46 years old