Jon Cibella

Kent State University grad. Filmmaker/Cinematographer.

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Privacy Scandal: Mark Zuckerberg Is Being Chased By A Shotgun-Toting Farmer After Ignoring The Old Man’s Rule Not To Collect His Beautiful Daughter’s Personal Data https://t.co/xt0SMixeOq

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Heartbreaking: There Is Clearly A Ninja Turtle Under The White Sheet At This Murder Scene

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Target ‘Dorm Room Essentials’ Aisle Being Browsed Exclusively By 30-Year-Old Men With Studio Apartments https://t.co/VNTgo8Lxo2

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Catastrophic Misstep: The Reptile Guy At This School Assembly Just Handed A Huge Snake To The Most Straight-Up Insane Kid In Fifth Grade https://t.co/lEm8iroS5O

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Gender Equality FTW! This Company Has Installed Stirrups On All Of Its Desks So Female Employees Can Give Birth Without Falling Behind On Their Work https://t.co/QeLXYAsGlt

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Chilling: This New Anti-Smoking Campaign Demonstrates The Horrific Effects Of Having To Make Small Talk With A Coworker By The Dumpster https://t.co/ykdRZQSMZ7

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Animal Rights FTW! Popeyes Has Announced That They Will Only Serve Chickens Killed In Self-Defense! https://t.co/bSLiLzjX9T

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Threat Level Downgraded As Insect Revealed To Be Ladybug https://t.co/zftVorBEtQ

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Gluten-Free Pancake Mix Just A Bag Of Sand https://t.co/ZXKLhDZHAz

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Major Victory: The U.S. Has Confirmed The Umpire Of ISIS Was Killed In A Drone Strike https://t.co/16rYHjJpa6

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Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring https://t.co/IkpaCiHcKr

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NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane https://t.co/ORy5YDurP4

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Harvard Streamlines Admission Process By Directly Growing New Students From DNA Of Top Donors https://t.co/ePiIIlzM3T

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Ah, Fuck: The Brunch Place Your Friend Picked Is Called ‘Pantry & Ladle,’ Which Probably Means It’s Expensive As Hell https://t.co/cH6QOE9vCw

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Not Fooling Anyone: This Man Clearly Used To Be A Pizza Hut https://t.co/iCzXvzUb46

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Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait https://t.co/4FCxRdT6jO

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Incredible Evolutionary Adaptation: This Butterfly Can Make Itself Look Like It’s On The Phone So Predators Will Think It’s Too Busy To Be Eaten https://t.co/YvOLV1AR8H

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Horrified Iowan Farmer Starts Breaking Out In Corn After Coming Into Direct Contact With Monsanto Crops https://t.co/5AyptUBEKp

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New Tampax High-Speed Applicator Able To Launch Tampons Into Vagina At 500 MPH https://t.co/lltrFZQFuJ

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Heartbreaking: This Man Finally Caught A T-Shirt From The T-Shirt Gun After 26 Years Of Trying But It Had A Picture Of His Wife Having Sex With The T-Shirt Gun Guy https://t.co/iF5UwKv0hx