Jon Clairmont

I created truck nuts in 2003 and I don’t have to work anymore.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Anyone going after my boy @fluffyguy can catch these hands. He has always been a strong voice in diversity and thrives on bringing people from every background together through comedy.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@shutupnicole__ I have no idea why this app just sent me a notification that you posted this, but I’m literally watching Roseanne right now.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

The media erasing @VivekGRamaswamy from the caucus coverage is exactly why we need him.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Retiring at 29 because of Corum.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Nikki Haley cancelled her events in Sioux City, Iowa to “avoid embarrassment.”

I’m headed to Sioux City for our event right now. We’re not cancelling. Four events in northwest Iowa, keeping them intact.

If you can’t handle the snow, you can’t handle Xi Jinping.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@bertkreischer did you do the Wordle today?

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@dayumkacy So sorry for your loss, Kacy.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Hi welcome to Costco I need your blood and 3 forms of ID if you want our $2 pizza you son of a bitch.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@homelesspimp I read the STINKS in DeRosa’s voice. God damn it.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@kay_zorrr I’m checking on you every day to keep you accountable

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Stop putting the area code in your business names.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@SalVulcano Sal scheduled his post 12 hours late, making him tonight’s loser.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@HeathBarBunny He’s nothing without that linoleum platform he brings in.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Someone put a stop to these Chase Engel music videos. The music is fine. But the videos are god awful and I can’t take it anymore.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Cocksuckers......Its Monday.....You're slinging dick like John Wick!!!

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

I need a podcast of @homelesspimp getting people to tell their ghost stories.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@DebzSimp You gotta get on that $1.98 nasal spray dawg. A drop in each nostril and you’ll be clear as day in 5 minutes. The cheap stuff is the only stuff that works though.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

The clock changes by an hour and I lose all sense of reality.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@SalVulcano Bloom Café is responsible for this

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@babyyknife I’m here for it🕺����

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

@DebzSimp Thank fuckin god dude. Imagine shooting an entire interior storyline without a single light and no color grade.

[Jon Clairmont @Jonclairmont]

Our vacation got cancelled so I bought a whole new camera rig. Totally worth it.