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Massachusetts native now living the dream in the great state of Florida. This is God's country.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@vern_6510 I am Groot

[Jon @Jonf728]

@greg16676935420

[Jon @Jonf728]

@OfficialOPLive @OPLiveMusings Don't mess with the waffle house employees. They are doing the lord's work.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

The National Anthem at the White House was absolutely epic!!! 🇺🇸🔥

Wait for the flyover!!!!

[Jon @Jonf728]

@EricLDaugh There is only one reason I would ever want to live in California. That would be so I could vote for Spencer Pratt.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@TheMekon_Venus Star Trek

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

Jeremiah Johnston argues the Shroud of Turin is authentic, pointing to extensive scientific research and testimony from a former skeptic.

"I believe that based on the evidence… I believe that because I'm not irrational."

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Every Senator that fled DC to get on a plane for home must immediately return back to the Senate to fully fund the Department of Homeland Security & TSA agents.

You signed up for this job when you ran for the US Senate.

This isn’t a game — get back to work.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@catturd2 We no longer have any representation. The government is not working for the people.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@rawsalerts He hasn't had the best driving record.
Time to get a self driving Tesla.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@dom_lucre There was no reason to remake Harry Potter.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@ThrillaRilla369

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎

70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.

Too slow?

You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.

Too fast?

Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.

You try to hold a respectable 75.

Immediately passed on both sides.

One car has no headlights.

Another has its hazards on for no reason.

Somehow both are going faster than you.

And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.

Not gradual.

Not polite.

Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.

No accident.

No construction.

No explanation.

Just vibes.

You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."

Wrong.

It starts to rain.

Not normal rain.

Florida rain. (IYKYK)

The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.

Wipers on max, still losing the fight.

Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.

And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.

No toll booth warning.

No buildup.

Just vibes and consequences.

Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."

Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"

And somehow, through all of
this …

There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.

Welcome to Florida highways.

Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

[Jon @Jonf728]

@1Nicdar This is so true

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

��� Rep Anna Paulina Luna says the Senate has no plans to pass the Save America Act and mandate Voter ID

She says it’s all for show

She says the Senate “lectured” them saying “We don't have time to, you know, use up our floor time on Voter ID”

WE’RE BEING SOLD OUT AGAIN

“The Senate is going to be doing something called a show vote, meaning they are putting the Save America Act on the floor of the Senate, but they know it's not gonna pass”

“The Senate literally just lectured us. Oh, we don't have time to, you know, use up our floor time on voter id. Literally one of the most important things in the country.”

[Jon @Jonf728]

@TeamTrump47 Contracts should be given the the most qualified. race or gender should not be part of the equation.

[Jon @Jonf728]

Adam The Woo Celebration of Life https://t.co/rQA5C4kJrj via @YouTube

[Jon @Jonf728]

@ScottPresler What the hell is he waiting for then?

[Jon @Jonf728]

@agenturban This is not true. But believable for Massachusetts.