Jonathan Francetic

Adrenaline junkie, ocean lover, world traveler, Army vet, finance nerd, engaged to the smartest goofball I know 😊

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@MrJamesMay As a Mini Countryman lover, I know you’re relieved!

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

All of the hardware!!!!

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Super Chelsea ✅
Super Cup ✅

UP THE CHELS! 🔵

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Happy international orca day, they’re my spirit animal, ask anyone… today should be a holiday 🙂

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Low key, already got sweet masks, and now I’m going back to buy everything 😳

[PADI @PADI]

Thanks to the gear you've purchased over the last year, we’ve removed 55,000 lbs of plastic from the ocean + donated $24,000 to marine charities. To thank you for buying better, here's 25% off the entire eco collection for 2 days. Use Code: EARTHDAY21 ➡️ https://t.co/ZVKf5sCSbG

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Jessica asked her daughter what the person she was going to marry would be like... answer: nice.

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Happy birthday to a man I low key quote whenever I do something mildly intelligent! @JeremyClarkson whenever you want to catch a Chelsea game, after the border opens up, let me know 😎

[The Grand Tour @thegrandtour]

Happy Birthday to the humble genius @JeremyClarkson

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@robertherjavec But the real question is - who’s your team?

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Did anyone else realize that @redbull basically made a sport out of everything your mom used as an example or what not to do? Ex: if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you? 🤔 ...depends, do I wing suit, 360 degree GoPro, and a Red Bull tv special?

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

If you have kids that you’re trying to explain dating to, have them watch Dancing with the Birds on Netflix. You’re welcome

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Jessica order 12 dresses for our five day trip to the keys... TWELVE! It’s five days! 🤦‍♂️

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@deepwater1 @TheRock Is your mafs friend named Dwayne Johnson?

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

So, I think we all want to know, how do I get @TheRock to go to our wedding? Like do I have to send him a large rock with the invite rubber banded to it? All ideas accepted.

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@JeremyClarkson Wait wait wait, how am I just finding out you’re a Chelsea fan?! That’s it, next time I’m in London we are going to a match, I’ll bring the face paint

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@laceeeeeeeeey I kept correcting them, but for some reason they never listened... network the, I’ll tell ya 🙄

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@NXOnNetflix @netflix I’m just so glad you guys picked me up as the main character!

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

@haydend1981 @Jephte_Pierre88 @TheDrJessica Nope, had to postpone it, thanks COVID 🙄

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Just so we’re all on the same page, @TheDrJessica and I went to a drag show last night and I was called Bradley Cooper... I will NEVER let anyone forget it either 😎

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Dear world - the kids hate remote learning as much as the parents hate dealing with it, and the teachers hate trying to teach through it. In an unrelated note - when life gets hard, make a martini 🍸 you’re welcome 😉

[Jonathan Francetic @JonFrancetic]

Gym signs shouldn’t give all the instructions they are... they should just say « you know all the stuff you should’ve been doing all along, yea, we mean it now... and wear a mask too »