Jon From Work

Things Jon from work says

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

🛗Temporary step – free access changes at Clapham Junction.

Due to the current footbridge modernisation, there will be no step-free access from Grant Road on 26 July, and 9 and 16 August.

Customers are advised to use the Brighton Yard entrance instead.

Plan ahead - Live Train Times & Travel Information | South Western Railway

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

What do mice and christians have in common? They both love cheesus

[Chad @wisdomofchad]

I sing in my mouth

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

@fabrica23 @MartinRowson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

It's got many different meats

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

I don't have a middle name; my parents were far too rational for such nonsense

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

You've got to have a surface to spread your sauce

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

Do not point your dead cat at me!

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

Im naturally moist

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

The video makes VLC player 'Spaz Out', to use the modern vernacular...

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

You havent found the right cheese for your finickety colon

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

RETARDATHON SPAZMALOIDS

[Chad @wisdomofchad]

... she's not worthy of the pinky, bruv.

[Chad @wisdomofchad]

Chad the Impaler

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

Back to rigging my person

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

I like cheese but not in the form of hard surfaces

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

We'll just park that in... i dont give a fuck

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

He's suffering from HUB sundrome (Head up Butt)

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

#Religion is the gateway drug to stupid

[Jon From Work @JonFromWork]

'Whens your birthday Jon?'

'I have no idea'