Jonathan Hansen

Future Astronaut

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@ChipotleTweets I went on 6/17. Paid the 75c and got vinaigrette salad dressing instead 😢

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

New Year’s resolution is to try the @tacobell @HVRanch hard taco.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Who is older?

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@ChipotleTweets Can you do it more securely on your app next time? I cannot beat these 🤖.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@ChipotleTweets 🫃🏼🌯 Not today 🥹

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@merlinouwww Link

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Looking clean at the new KC airport. All sinks work. All chairs have power, USB, and USB C. Smart restroom stall usage. @Fly_KansasCity #KCI #MCI

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Been seeing some memories of the old Kansas City Airport recently. Said goodbye and took these last night. @KCIAirport

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@barelmann @Apple @tim_cook Lol

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Can you add volume control for separate AirPods connected to one device? @Apple @tim_cook

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Just got done watching Titanic 2: the way of the water. A bit more fighting than the last one. #jamescameronnight

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

The main mode people consume cucumbers 🥒 is in pickle form. Why is there not an emoji for it? @MtOlivePickles @VlasicStork @ClaussenPickles Please help solve this.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Red truck by me revving and flooring it for no reason going 40ish. Scared white pitbull found its way onto the highway. Two cars drove properly and dodged. The red truck did not. If you have a puppers. Hug your puppers.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Got some pickle seasoning at @TJoesOfficial. @l3rainstew and I just ate it on cucumbers. Seems wrong lol

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Just finished @BoJackHorseman I knew season 6 was there, but knowing it was the end I saved it till now. Well worth the save.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Concerts again with @l3rainstew and @jamesblake for the 3rd time. Love.

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Fousheé gave me my first on stage shoutout tonight! #Jonny @FousheeLive

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Hawaii. No shoes. Full service. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

Go Nana!

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

We were honored to have Mabel Johnson, a 106-year young WWII Coast Guard Veteran throw our ceremonial first pitch tonight! Thank you for serving our country and great pitch, Mabel!

#TogetherRoyal

[Jonathan Hansen @Jonhansen7]

@charlieINTEL @ez4cyna @dr_wbrown