Jon Harpoon

2x AAU 11u Coach of the Year, 4 time regional division qualifier Champion (Snubbed COVID Year). Former father of 3 and lover to all.

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Those ripping Duval and the Hard R…
I’ve been on that shit since day 1, but now it’s cool and trendy. GTFO!!!

I sat through Garrard and Gabbert, but now everyone is blowing my Prince.
Yall threw him to the wolves when I stood by his side as our savior.

#GetDick

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

@tigertowntrash Yeah but the Braves won and your rack is still great.
#BombPhilly

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Been awhile but just wanted to share a few things. Besides 40/70, Ronnie blows monkey dick. Go back to Venny and kiss your contract extension goodbye you rat.
#GetBlooped

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Just called my bank to inform them to NOT flag my account for suspicious activity just bc of a large influx of money due to my 15 to win 65 3 legger that raped yesterday. Just keeping those cats in the loop. #GatorsML @CouldBeTheMove

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

@tigertowntrash I’m bored and feeling froggy. Let me know if you’re interested in a good pieing.
#ShootersShoot

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Good insight fn, stick to paying my DUI not winning leagues.
#SackFullofSunshine

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Drop your best pen name below!
PenJarvus Green-Ellis helped me bang the cart girl and can an 83 today!!!
@tigertowntrash thank you for your services 🧀🕳️

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

@AidanBee2649 See you in Nashville @AidanBee2649

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Sunday Scaries
#Would

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Duvallll???? @LiamCoen

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

@jkbmyrs5 is a long term Jaguar and the quesorito is back at the Bell. Fuck ya Larry

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Pretty sure that ride doesn’t take premium pal.
#cleanupthestreets

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Fat chicks DO NOT have big tits.
#Aftermath

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Time to manhandle my high school Econ teacher. #TooHotToHandle

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

I hate you! And you all are frauds!!!

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

GO HOME @Lane_Kiffin

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Oxford is a slum fest, hopefully I can dump some seed for the Harpoon Takeover

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

I woulda sold my soul as an NFL gm for 2018 @_jross8

[Teddy Brewski @RunTheBall420]

TLaw said hold my beer #KowalskiStatus

[Jon Harpoon @JonHarpoon_V]

Gators ML has to be the biggest lock
of all time today, no? The good guys need to see at least one win on this Monday #MaddieKowalski