Jon Harvey

Europhile, atheist, humanist, motorcyclist, naturist, guitarist, saxophonist and tea addict. Fan of QPR, hats, swearing, strong cheese, red wine and blondes.

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@fredsirieix1 Landman.

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@JDVance @Dominic2306 Our police didn’t shoot him in the face.

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@001Oxygen Every one since 1966.

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@Nigel_Farage The comments on Newsnight were fully justified. You chose your words carefully, just stopping short of inciting civil unrest, while leaving the flag-shagging, roundabout painters in no doubt that you wanted civil unrest and further division.

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How long before the flag-shaggers protest outside a Sikh temple?

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@ZiaYusufUK Farage is happy to talk to the media to provoke the flag-shaggers and roundabout painters into Farage Riots 2.0 - He’s less inclined to talk to the media about the £5m bung from his crypto-buddy.
Strange, eh?

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@Nigel_Farage Clever use of words, Nige. Calling for ‘pure, cold rage’ stops millimetres short of deliberately inciting civil unrest amongst the flag-shaggers and roundabout-painters.
We see you.
Cue Farage Riots 2026.

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@suemcdonald342 @ArchieforReform Daisy, young people cannot pack a rucksack and work their way around Europe any more, thanks to Farage’s Brexit.
Farage is on record advocating an insurance-based NHS. It may be free at the point of use, i.e. when you turn up at the GP or A&E, but a new hip will cost thousands.

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@LordBoatrace Pay the fine and take the points then.

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@orlaminihane According to ChatGPT this is bollocks. Looks as though a Restore supporter is telling porkies. There’s a surprise.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Stephen, what the fuck has it got to do with you?

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@Kayleighmc29948 I would rather let Stevie Wonder shave my scrotum with a chainsaw than vote for Farage.

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@paulfinney1969 The egg would get injured while training.

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@PDRNHPUK He is the skidmark on British underpants.

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@TonyIncenzo Too true. My Dad first took me to Loftus Road in 1966 and I’ve been going ever since. Still love it.

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Obviously thick, white bread.

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@RobertJenrick An excellent way of saving tax is to be a property developer and donate to the Tories. The Housing Minister will fast track planning approval and will save you £45million.

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@GayleFallon11 1 - Queen
2 - Pink Floyd
3 - Yes
4 - AC/DC
5 - Rolling Stones
6 - Dire Straits
7 - Dr Feelgood
8 - REM
9 - Madness
10 - Eagles

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@LeeAndersonMP_ How to devalue your neighbour’s house.