Jon-Jon McCanless

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@jodeemessina I am loving the new album! You were my favorite singer when I was a teenager. I can't believe how good the new album is…

I will be listening to "Let Me Love You" on repeat. It might become my favorite song by you, previously it was "It Gets Better". @jodeemessina #bridges

[Jo Dee Messina @jodeemessina]

Out now! Stream here: https://t.co/9yzmkdoSKT

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

I Can Ship My Pants!” – The Legendary Kmart Commercial That Had Everyone Laughing (and Blushing)

In a bustling Kmart store, a wide-eyed customer approaches the helpful associate at the counter with a mix of surprise and excitement. “So I can ship my pants right here?” he asks, barely believing it.

The associate smiles confidently. “You can ship your pants from anywhere!”

The news spreads like wildfire through the store. A woman on her phone lights up: “You hear that? I can ship my pants for free!” She beams. “Wow… I just may ship my pants.”
Her enthusiasm is contagious. Nearby, a dad turns to his young son, Billy. “Yeah, ship your pants, Billy. You can ship your pants too!”

The kid’s face explodes with joy. “I can’t wait to ship my pants, Dad!” He pauses, then adds triumphantly, “I just shipped my pants!”

The camera cuts to more delighted shoppers in everyday situations—on the bus, in the laundromat, at the kitchen table, even mid-yoga pose—all chanting the same ridiculous refrain with pure glee: “Ship my pants!” “Ship my drawers!” “I just shipped my bed!”

This 2013 Kmart ad was marketing gold: clever, memorable, and hilariously edgy. It turned a simple shipping promo into a viral sensation that still cracks people up today. Who knew free shipping could be this much fun? 🚚😂

[Pat Gray Unleashed @PatUnleashed]

President Trump read 2 Chronicles 7:11-22 from the Oval Office today. When was the last time a sitting president opened a Bible and read it to the nation? I’ll give you a moment to think about that.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Astronaut Reid Wiseman shares a video of ‘Earthset’ that was taken with his iPhone

“This is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye…” Wiseman said.

This has to be the greatest iPhone video of all time.

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@TaylorRMarshall I love Pastor Paula White, she is a great pastor and teacher.

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@LaNativePatriot I write my papers in Apple Notes because several times when writing the first draft in Microsoft Word, I completely lost everything, I have never lost anything in Apple Notes.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I don't think it's a coincidence that this Holy Week, we saw NASA send humans back to the moon and we may see a comet illuminate the daytime sky. But @_jeremiahj takes it a step further:

“We have the exact date that Jesus died from Roman crucifixion... He died on Friday, April 3rd, A.D. 33. Guess what today is: Friday, April 3rd... We know a lunar eclipse was seen when Jesus was being crucified. The fact that we are going back to the moon on the very week, on the exact day, April 3rd, the crucifixion happened, that is providential. That is no accident and people need to wake up.”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just said it PERFECTLY

"As I have often said, to be a great nation, you must have religion and you must have God!"

"This Holy Week, I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time, the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

"In his life, Christ displayed true humility. In his death, he modeled true love. And in his resurrection from the tomb, he proved that even death itself will not silence those who place their trust in Almighty God."

"As it says in Gospel of John, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, for whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. Eternal life, such beautiful words!"

"This Easter, millions of Christians all over the globe will be reminded that because of what Jesus did on the cross, all of us can live every day with hope in God's promise, knowing that in the end, evil and wickedness will not prevail."

"In the spirit of joy and renewal this Easter, we also celebrate the extraordinary resurrection of faith and religion in America."

"In churches across the nation on Sunday, the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years. Religion is growing again in our country for the first time in decades."

"Happy Easter to all. May God bless you. May God bless the United States of America. Our country is doing so well like never before. Thank you."

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@Naija_PR The Day of the Jack-up episode from The Simpsons is basically the same story line-maybe it was based off this movie.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

And no, we're not tired of winning yet.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 13-year-old Australian boy swims for four hours in cold and dangerous waters to save his mom and siblings who were swept into the ocean, says God is who got him to shore.

The family was on kayaks & paddleboards when they were swept about 2.5 miles out to sea.

After a conversation with his mother, Austin Appelbee decided he would swim back to shore to find help.

Appelbee says he prayed throughout the four-hour swim and told God he would get baptized if he made it out alive.

"I don't think it was actually me [swimming]... It was God the whole time. I kept on praying, kept on praying. I said to God, 'I'll get baptized.'"

"The waves are massive, and I have no life jacket on… I just kept thinking 'just keep swimming, just keep swimming,'" he said.

"And then I finally made it to shore, and I hit the bottom of the beach, and I just collapsed."

Appelbee says when he got to shore, he had to sprint for about a mile to find help.

According to AP, the family drifted 9 miles from Quindalup and spent 10 hours in the water.

When he reached the shore, Appelbee alerted authorities, who then sent out a helicopter to find his mom, 12-year-old brother, and 8-year-old sister.

Austin's mother, Joanne Appelbee, said one of the hardest decisions of her life was sending her son to shore.

"One of the hardest decisions I ever had to make was to say to Austin: 'Try and get to shore and get some help. This could get really serious really quickly,'" she said.

What a remarkable kid.

Video: 7 News.

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@thisisksa I can't tell if this is ai or not?

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

I can't believe I just learned this a few weeks ago... This is *impossible* for anyone but Jesus.

The Bible is incredible, y'all. 🙏

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@nitetimenate @BloodMercury09 @everymovieplug @grok No, it's 'Whacking Day' Season 4, Episode 20.

[Jon-Jon McCanless @jonjon_nCHRIST]

@tobymac was my most played Artist, Song, & Album on Apple Music this year. #AppleMusicReplay #tobymac

[Forrest Frank For Jesus @forestfrank]

There are these feelings & goosebumps I get whenever I come across Korean covers on my songs. God is doing something great in Korea 🇰🇷

Let's consider a Korean Tour 💯🎫✅

[Forrest Frank For Jesus @forestfrank]

Super dope 👌 🙏💛
YOUR WAY'S BETTER🌌🛣️