Jonka Facts

A very happily married man who is single and ready to mingle. Agent to the stars. Clients include santa claus the loch ness monster and the easter bunny. #69

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Kidney transplant yesterday

On it like a car bonnet tonight

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@MUFCHaribo @lancearmstrong @shane_largan @MColeyColeman @micppp a what?

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Jonka went to Poland and took their jobs

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Jonka lost a game of snap to himself

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Jonka owns a corner shop even tho he's white

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Just run out of unlimited texts

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Jonkas slinky goes up the stairs

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Jonka went to court and the judge was found guilty

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Jonka once threw a grenade and killed 20 people and then the grenade went off

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When banana man eat a wasp he became jonka

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Jonka can go from 0 to 60 in jimmy carr

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Tupac isn't dead he's hiding because he owes jonka money

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Shaggy admitted to jonka it was him

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Jonka can do no handy press ups

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Beckham bends it like jonka

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When jonka goes swimming the life guard wears arm bands

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Jonka once slammed an automatic door

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Jonka says yes to 0870

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When jonka comes to your house you take your shoes off

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Jonka leaves answering machine messages in sign language