Jonathan Moore

I write books and tweet sometimes. Into kestrels.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

Delaware’s sole excuse for existence is that it’s a friendly jurisdiction to incorporate a business.

[Hired Sellout @Hired_Sellout]

How does a state where every single person lives within 35 miles of the Atlantic Ocean have absolutely zero maritime character? Can't claim a single seafood dish. Not one type of boat. Nothing.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@KyivIndependent Fortunately, America has already developed a counter tactic. https://t.co/uaHPuLgS29

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@MegGardiner1 Oh man. If saying please and thank you to the robots is going to cost tens of millions a year in extra electricity, imagine what hitting on them will do.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@brianschatz But if we make our own socks then we will have some pride when we put all our worldly goods into one, hang it from a stick over our shoulders, and go walking down the railroad tracks hitching our way to California to (hopefully) find a job picking fruit.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

It’s literally this bit

[Erin Al-Mehairi ✍🏼👩🏻‍💻 @ErinAlMehairi]

If there’s any #editing work to send my way, I just had to have $4500 worth of car repairs & I still owe $1500 after borrowing some, a small loan, & paying a portion. If you have immediate work, I’d take it! Still have child & cats to pay for. Bio is in profile. Shares needed!🫶🏼

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

exiling cancer researchers at the NIH to work in steel factories is quite literally Maoism lmao

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

Hey, at least if he brings his wife to sensitive military meetings she can rest assured he’s not at a hotel sexually assaulting attendees at a Republican women’s conference.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, next week.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

It’s a nice little shop you’ve got here, pops. Be a shame if something happened to it.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: Denmark has not kept pace in devoting the resources necessary to keep this base, our troops, and in my view, to keep the people of Greenland safe from aggressive incursions

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@itsbighonkin Oh, and Fascism.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@itsbighonkin WTF are they talking about? Since Musk took over my Twitter feed is nothing but pornbots.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

Is anyone in the Trump Administration actually fucking dumb enough to think the 442nd had anything to do with DEI?

[Island News @KITV4]

PRESERVING HISTORY | The page remembering the 442nd Regimental Combat Team was taken down following President Donald Trump's order to scrap diversity, equity and inclusion programs. https://t.co/XZ5GsHrPD0

[Robert Zubrin @robert_zubrin]

NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens hit it right on the head with this.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

Wait, if the satellites don’t hook up to land, what is the fucking point?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We're all gonna sit down & do a great computerized system for our control towers. Brand new. Not pieced together, obsolete, like it is, land-based ... you can't hook up land to satellites and you can't hook up satellites to land, it doesn't work ... let's spend less money and build a great system done by 2 or 3 companies ... when I land in my plane, privately, I use a system from another country because my captain tells me ... I won't tell you what country, but I use a system from another country."

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Okay, this is funny.

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

I’m trying to think of any other political party in history that made it a platform point to go after handicapped people and only one comes to mind.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

[Jonathan Moore @JonMooreFiction]

@kellywellread Off topic, but whoever built that little boat house was clearly not messing around when it came to anticipating fluctuating water levels.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

“I’ll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.