chris j

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

@Ashli_Reynolds @LauraAnn33 >> cheers mate. Dont be forgettin that oreo milkshake sunday... I want pics of how epic it is ! 🍨🍦🍪

[Stretty News @strettynews]

Lana Del Ray - Summertime Sadness. I've got this picture of Ed Woodward, dancing in a nightclub, off his face.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

The awkward moment when you play for west ham and have your first name on the back of your shirt. #ravel #bigtimecharlie

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Retweet for Adnan Januzaj to win man of the match. #mufc

[chris j @Jonno_87]

Like the look of this januzaj. Done more in 10 mins than nani, young and valencia have in 2 seasons.

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Run To You by Bryan Adams on the radio there, a top tune for firing an Uzi from the window of a stolen banshee en route to the Malibou club.

[Claire Davies ♥ @Miss_cld86]

The awkward moment @smee317 wears a vest to work #smallbiceps #sunsoutgunsout

[chris j @Jonno_87]

What lovely weather to start the day. 😳 #getmeoutofhere #mexiconow

[chris j @Jonno_87]

@CBoam6 lets be fair he's shit. And if he scores worldy in the 90th min beat the bitters in a few weeks il still think that. #notunitedclass

[chris j @Jonno_87]

@CBoam6 @KevFaulks

Sorry i forgot about all those match winning performances he's put in over the years.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

@KevFaulks @CBoam6 Its alright lads , nani has signed a new 5 year deal. What we worrying about?

[Ed Woodward @Ed_Woodward_]

I asked Madrid if I could borrow their Cointreau to drink myself to sleep, and now I've apparently signed Coentrao? What's going on #MUFC

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

What the transfer deadline gives you is a clear indication of which are the badly run football clubs!!!

[chris j @Jonno_87]

Haha... all fergies hard work completely smashed to pieces in the space of 2 months. #embarrassment #glazersout #woodwardout

[chris j @Jonno_87]

Nani on for young is like replacing syphilis with gonorrhea.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

No kagawa, no zaha? Better be a good reason for this.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

When you gettin alfie one of these @klp86 ?

[chris j @Jonno_87]

Ha

[chris j @Jonno_87]

Andy Townsend you bell end!! Fucking straight red that.

[chris j @Jonno_87]

@CBoam6 which woodward would already know, hence it being rejected , hence us not bidding again. He's good at these pointless bids.