Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays

now, primarily sh*tposting with weirdos

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@anotherglassbox Since we're throwing shade, what kind of po-dunk sh*t hole mall has an Abercrombie and Fitch? Its 2024.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@HKG36 @cheer_wine @CartoonsHateHer My kids seat is majority synthetic plastic. Having a plastic seat melt on to you is a whole new level of hell (I assume)

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@emilykmay @CartoonsHateHer When my kid was 2 1/2, we left our childless friends to babysit and my son somehow convinced one of them that we climbed in his crib everynight to spoon and rub his back. And she did.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@BeryLOL3 @Lily_PolisStan https://t.co/5l5RVTfavo

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@Lily_PolisStan @IrishPatri0t I would need to check, but I'm pretty sure homeless people only rarely freeze to death in Anchorage (or other cold places). Homeless people die ALOT in Ohoenux from heat (for a variety of reasons, many political).

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@SJPRVA @fantasticarg3 @erinabouttown @SWENGDAD I've known multiple people who moved to be closer to family only to have their family high-tail it out for some place woth better weather or just so they could haveva bigger home.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@AstrosBrain @kitten_beloved @thechosenberg Its not that she didn't enjoy it; she didn't feel it in her vagina. Its not really any different from going down on someone or giving a BJ.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@datepsych Isn't this sample probably skewed towards women in their late 20s?

And the average male virgin is like 16... so probably for the best.

I bet 16-19 year old women are more forgiving in this regard.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@datepsych The metaphor of "saving your money to go to a restaurant" is weird (and sort of creepy) because it implies he was a virgin prostitute.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@shlevy @Tor_Barstad @WilliamAEden Is there a non-chattel slavery?

I guess totally illegial slavery and indentured servitude?

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@victorthigpen24 @CartoonsHateHer @tcstephenson818 This. You are not testing a child who literally can not read or do math well enough to be tested.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@thechosenberg Is she missing the joke and its actually "18, blonde hair, blue eyes"?

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@BuildToReWild Dudes building a millionaires networth on $55k a year by apparently refusing to see Dune in the theatre.

Until he hits $600k and his wufe leaves him with half to marry a not cheapo

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@datepsych Honestly, I know lots of people WITH obvious facial deformities that are still happily married or still get the ladies. They all are pretty kind, charming and funny though.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@Noellenarwhal @Anghellik9 @rewindandeject @coteau @CBC Trust me. Go work a polling station in or near a care or seniors home. You will quickly realize that we let lots of people vote who lack a variety of mental capacities.

[Adam Lane Smith | The Attachment Specialist @AdamLaneSmith]

Men, would you rather talk about your feelings with a woman or with a bear?

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@clhubes There's a lot going on in the attached clip. I have two kids. Kids probably shouldn't be in daycare for over 8 or 9 hours straight; but thats less to do with parents and more to do with how we've structured work and commutes.

Also, the US needs parental leave.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@rosejara1 @helen_of_roy The data in the survey shows that 40% of parents have only high school or GED. In theory you could teach grade 10 math with only a diploma, but its not ideal unless your really rocked high school.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@eduwonkette_jen The LGTB data is highest homeschooling (Yes & Other). I'm curious about the clusters in the data. I think people have an image of who homeschools and why, but I'm from a midsized Canadian city and all the homeschooled kids I knew did it because of bullying or learning challenges.

[Agent of Chaos on F*ck It Fridays @Jonnotron1]

@datepsych I think in many cases, it's just the green card.