fractured mind

techno | minimal | acid DJ from London, UK

[fractured mind @Jonny_LDN]

It’s pay dayyyyyyy and you know what that means!?!? 🤩

It means I can catch up on all my bills until I’m broke again ☹️😂
#adulting #payday

[fractured mind @Jonny_LDN]

Wife: did you eat dinner?
Me: yeah
W: what did you have?
Me: half a pack of cookies
W: that’s not proper food...
Me: neither is the shite you feed me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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#minimal #minimaltechno this Friday at Gravity Nightclub in #Houston #texas

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@KhentyAmenty Jean Claude van Khenty

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@jimmycarr to a heckler
““If you want my comeback, you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth” 😂😂😂😂😂 #netflix #jimmycarr #instantclassic

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@OldSchoolDrpOut Something interesting

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What I like about Twitter is when you have no followers you’re just talking to yourself twice. #twitter #loner

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There are two sides to every story.

My side and the wrong side.

[fractured mind @Jonny_LDN]

Tech Companies: 5G network
Consumers: YAYYYYYY
Tech Co: might fry your brains
Consumers: ohhhhhh ☹️
Tech Co: it’ll be 20x faster though
Consumers: YAYYYYYY

#5G #fried #letsdiefasterplease

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#woodstock50 #billcosbyandfriends

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Lack toes in toddler ants #cheese

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😂😂😂

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#me #techno

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#crisis 😂

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It is the absolute BEST when everything goes your way.

Today is not one of those days.

[fractured mind @Jonny_LDN]

I like music events that aren’t over the top.

There aren’t excessive visuals, lasers, lights, props, drugs, alcohol, people...

I like music events in my headphones
#rave

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Britain bracing to get ploughed by Hannah with up to 8 inches.

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#Piday #happypiday
Them: Happy Pi Day!!
Me: it’s PIE*
Them: no, Pi as in 3.142
Me:

[fractured mind @Jonny_LDN]

People: use your best assets to your advantage
Everyone else: *intelligence* *smile* *charm* *tits* *ass* *money*
Me: *panicking*

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Facebook went down and Twitter took the piss – the 18 funniest reactions.
https://t.co/Kar05og6l5