Jonny Monad

Getting dusted won’t be an issue. Grab your jump-balls, Linc.

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

Major differences between faith and fact. The latter requires objective proof in order to thrive, whilst the former wilts in the face of it.

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@Jasonknxa @PeterBurnsESPN “BuTt iT wAs a quAlItY LoSs!!!1!1!!”

“tHeY pAsSeD tHe EyE tESt!!!”

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@Dut_BAA19 @TexasTweetsonX @PeterBurnsESPN Everyone knows this is just an excuse to cram as many 3-loss SEC teams in the playoffs as possible

Last Year they stacked the 12 team playoff with FIVE SEC teams, and they STILL didn’t make it to the natty

This is just an excuse to stack even more now that E$PN is all in on SEC

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@On3 @CFBHeather In other words, now that they actually have to EARN THEIR WAY IN, and not get gifted a AUTO qualifier, the big bad SEC has found itself on the outside looking in, not one, not two, but THREE Championship games in a row

So all of a sudden, :: The EYE test™ :: is back in play!!!

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@KevinCo99529517 @nole_atl FSU is in the midst of an all-time program low but still lands at #1 while Miami has their best team in a QUARTER CENTURY and is 7th. Damn, I’d be crying too ☠️💀☠️💀

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

MAGA - "I'll happily let Trump shit in my mouth if it means Democrats have to smell my breath."

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@Cannabis_Cane @Myslinsky “ACC kept Miami out” must be 305 speak for “We didn’t win games we should have while other teams did”.

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

Dear MAGA: I will give you a slight bit of respect if you just admit, on this website, that you knew they were lying about this shit, and you didn’t even care that they were lying… because at the end of the day you voted for Trump because he justified your hatred, and thats it.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Almost at the teens, which he prefers.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

There are a lot of things you can lie about in politics - like how the Iran war is going or who is actually paying for the ballroom, but what I actually appreciate about the strategy below, is that when you are flat out lying about things that people see every day with their own eyes, it makes it crystal clear that you are lying, and it plants the seed of distrust around every other thing that comes out of your mouth.

And that is helping more and more people come out of the fog.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

I’ll never understand why Arkansas football sucks

They have the Waltons, Tyson Foods, the Clintons, and Jerry Jones

Walmart, fried chicken, pedophilia, and racism: those are like America’s top 4 industries

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?”

Lauren Boebert:

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@RepBoebert Omg this American Christian persecution skit is so fucking boring.

JFC people. Find a new hobby to be fake martyred endlessly for.

::::YYAAAAAAAWWWWNNN::::

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@Bama175 @CAgovernor You do understand that California is a “maker” state and, oh I don’t know, Alabama for example is a “taker” state, right?

[The Biggest Neek @TheBiggestNeek]

It’s Seminole Game Day.

Go Noles.

Yeah.

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@mitchellvii From the party that brought us the term “Soy Boy”. My god how far you poor souls have fallen. And for what??

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@acnewsitics From the party that brought us the term “Soy Boy”.

JFC it must be so damn embarrassing to be a Republican!

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@SeanALarabee @POTUS @TheDemocrats They can never quite complete the thought experiment, can they?

As soon as they can feel themselves headed for a truly earth-shattering breakthrough, they instead double down on stupid and doom us all with their stubbornness.

MAGA truly are special needs short bus retards.

[Jonny Monad @Jonny_Monad]

@biggieguana @bitter_fizz @TabulaHistorica Screenshot and post your report then. 💩🤡💯🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

This is what Trumpism does to people. That orange clown has convinced folks it’s better to lie to themselves to keep up their bullshit charade, then just admit they were duped by an orange conman in the first place

MAGA = stupid

[Don Tzu @UntetheredMango]

A wise general knows not to declare victory prematurely. A stable genius knows not to but does it anyway.

"You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won." -Donald Trump, March 11, 2026

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