Jonny

✞ // 🇬🇧🇵🇰 // 22 // he/him // LCFC 🦊💙 // used to spl, now mainly fpl

[newjabes @nuejaebs]

We used to be a country

[Steve the Beaver @beaversteever]

People in the UK will study PPE and ask you with a straight face why they don't have a job

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

local kebab shop is doing a world cup sweepstake. entry is £10 and the winning prize is...a kebab.

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Mate's got a laminater on his wall, mental innit

[𝙇𝘾𝙁𝘾 𝙎𝙋 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LCFCshitposting]

Stop complaining we were in League One 18yrs ago

[will🌹 @desnzenthusiast]

#OTD in 2014, Labour Leader Ed Miliband buys a bacon sandwich at New Covent Garden Flower Market.

[Ella Hedger @HedgeTweets_]

Interesting find on google maps…. 🤔 #UTB

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

currently

[🥷🏽 @ncognit0]

Still one of my favourite videos of all time

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Josh! @McNolf]

UK salary discourse is a guy on £40k a year calling someone on £60k a year the rich elite

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

they’re giving gordon shakespeare, jennifer, and mr maddens at the start of nativity