A_Lert

I like bikes, hooch and coffee in any order!

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

I’m selling a pair of 12 year old George by Asda boxer shorts for £20 starting bid, any takers?

[CNN @CNN]

A pair of Levi's jeans from the 1880s — found in an abandoned mine by a "denim archaeologist" — has sold for more than $87,000 at an auction in a small town in New Mexico https://t.co/C1tyThV2n9

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@NoelFeilding can you please confirm or deny the rumour sweeping Reddit that you are now a stay at home mum, who drinks during the day?

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@SianJasper I was merely noting a vague resemblance, on every other level Jarvis worth one million JRM’s.

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@LEGRO @fred_wright0 He didn’t look in control of his bike, looked like a guy trying to spin too high a gear. Stick to mountains Rog!

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

If the spiteful Jarvis Cocker goes near my holidays, I riot.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Rees-Mogg wants to abolish paid holidays. Remind me how many days a year parliament is in recess.

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@bigtexo We are fucked #TrussOut #ThickLizzie

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

#TrussOut

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@bigtexo #TrussOut

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@bigtexo I knew you’d see sense #TrussOut

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@bigtexo Is this because you’re working a shift with her next week?

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@richardajkeys “How dare that man not stand in the correct position!”, do some better journalistic/pundit work ffs!

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@bigtexo I’ve had enough of her, she’s had her chance #TrussOut

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

@LakewoodPDCO I’d like to report a murder. You did it.

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

Dead. 💀

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[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

What a tweet #BorisJohnsonResign #BorisOut

[KKGB @INArteCarloDoss]

Who the fuck did this?

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

Rhys patchells boot #SCAvOSP

[A_Lert @jonny_Stroud]

WTF was that! #SCAvOSP

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